Breakfast With Kid: January 6, 2026 – “Every old fuck needs a podcast.” In a hilariously unfiltered deep dive into the "Young Mind vs. Old Mind" struggle, Kid recounts a recent trip to the eye doctor—an appointment he only attended because his significant other actually wants him to stay alive (weird, right?). What follows is a masterclass in irony: being fitted for bifocals by an employee whose own eyeballs were "rolling around like Muppet googly eyes." From the frustration of being upsold on "lens coatings" to the high-tech allure of Meta-Ray-Bans, Kid grapples with the terrifying reality of becoming a "Grandpa" while still somehow being a magnet for flirtatious checkout clerks.

Inside the Episode:

The 22-Year Flex: Why Kid A.G. is the "OG" of the podcasting world and why he’s finally embracing his need to vent.
The Eye Doctor Chronicles: A cautionary tale about going to a clinic where the staff looks like they belong on Sesame Street and the struggle of accepting your first pair of bifocals.
"Brown Sugar" & The Marshall’s/Kohl's Flirt: Kid explains his confusing relationship with compliments and why he’s apparently still "got it" (even if he doesn't want it).
The AOL Wild West: A nostalgic look back at the 90s—the era of Ford Tempos, handwritten directions, and driving hours into the Michigan abyss to meet a stranger from a chatroom without a cell phone in sight.
The Grandpa Transition: A surprisingly poignant reflection on why aging makes us appreciate coffee, the weather, and not wasting time on "other people's dumb shit."

"This is like going to a running shoe store and the person trying to sell you shoes doesn't have feet. This woman had the Muppet eyeballs at an eye doctor's place... Does this make any goddamn sense to you?"

Don't let the ice storm win. Grab your coffee, ignore the aches in your body, and join Kid A.G. as he navigates the chaos of 2026 with the wisdom of a veteran and the mouth of a sailor.

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