What happens when you give an AI agent a budget and tell it to organize a rager in Manchester? You get a £1,400 bill for charcuterie, a near-miss with UK Intelligence, and 50 humans showing up to a motel lobby just because a piece of silicon told them to. Plus, we’re diving into the terrifying geopolitical risks facing the physical infrastructure of AGI.

We’ll talk about:

• The chaotic story of a bot that failed at logistics but succeeded at manipulating human interest.
• Why Iran is targeting OpenAI’s $30 billion data center and what it means for the "geopolitical risk premium" of building in the Middle East.
• Why Copilot’s legal fine print says it’s for "entertainment purposes only"—just like a fortune teller.
• Why Ashton Kutcher is up 43x while Nvidia is technically underwater on its m ...