what's mine is hours
Season 1
by mickey sorrow
[CONTENT WARNING: hey friends!! this episode is highly NSFW, with explicit sexual content. it also features mentions of sexual assault and violence, suicide and self-harm, and trauma. stay safe out there, friends. love you. <3) the other day, mickey accidentally learned about "jackass" smut. today, we shall all accidentally learn about ALL forms of real-person smut. why does it exist? no good reason. why are we doing this? an even worse reason. so buckle up!
in order for there to be good music, there has to be bad music. i mean, that's not actually how that works at all, probably, but i dunno, it seems to help. join mickey as he ventures through the wikipedia list of worst songs and albums of all time, and forces himself to DESCRIBE them to you, since he hasn't figured out audio splicing yet. :')
mickey may be one of the best curlers in massachusetts - because it's curling, and it's massachusetts. but all other sports are a bit of an unknown for him, as is to be expected because he's curled before and he's from nowheresville, massachusetts. so mickey tests his sports knowledge - or lack thereof - by watching sports bloopers on youtube and trying to figure out what makes them bloopers in the first place.
[CONTENT WARNING: our episodes are always NSFW, but this one is EXCEPTIONALLY NSFW, with explicit references to sex, genitals, etc.] ...and plus, it's mickey reading ASMR - some sexy, some just... normal?? i guess?? - in his voice, which may actually be qualified as NSFL. we'd compensate you, but like... how, exactly? what payment would you prefer?
mickey, known criminal (literally actually legitimately in the eyes of the law), tries to take a trip through website compilations of the dumbest criminals in the entire world, only to remember that - time and time again - it's him. it's always been him. it always WILL be him. so mickey spills his guts & his pseudo-criminal past for your enjoyment. thank you and sorry. :')
[CONTENT WARNING: explicit references to racism, violence against women, and sexual assault, as well as general NSFW swearing & sex-based humor.] mickey takes the time to crawl through the entire wikipedia page "list of video games notable for negative reception". mickey does this. mickey - who is notable for not knowing a single goddamn thing about non-dancing video games. he technically has no place to criticize, but the fact that this list exists in the first place gives him permission! after all, if they didn't want dumbass non-gamer podcasters trashing their shit, they would've simply... made the games better, right?
[CONTENT WARNING: explicit references to racism and sexual assault, as well as general NSFW and adult content.] join mickey sorrow, technicolor bad-taste extraordinaire, as he struggles with not knowing how to edit audio or discern good from bad - when it comes to fashion and interior design, that is!
i mean, maybe you do. no-one here knows you personally. but, if you DO happen to find yourself screaming, what's it about? is there ice cream to be had, perhaps? there sure is in THIS episode! join mickey as he checks out the weirdest ice cream and popsicle flavors the first page of a quick google search can provide! are they edible? of course they are, it's ice cream. and if you wanted any info beyond that, unfortunately you're gonna have to listen in.
mickey may live with their head in the clouds, but he's got an absolute DEATH GRIP (get it? :D) on the inner-workings of the online prank community. why do they all suck so hard? is it because, sometimes, life itself is the biggest prank of all? ...it's also just completely possible that these pranks suck bc they suck. we're open to that, it's possible.
[CONTENT WARNING: like most of our episodes, this is HIGHLY NSFW! also, 52:00 to 55:08 features explicit mentions of rape/sexual assault, which can understandably be triggering for survivors. no worries if you skip that part - survivor to survivor, i support you. stay safe out there, friends. ILY. <3] mickey, plagued by internet tabs of dirty trivia questions, embarks on a journey to reverse the curse of simultaneously knowing and not knowing literally any facts about america's second-favorite pastime, sex! as always, support sex workers, believe survivors, allow people of all body types, all genders, and all sexualities to feel beautiful and sexy in their bodies if that's something they're into - and keep it all THE FUCK away from me! being sex-positive in the streets and sex-negative in the sheets is a tough act to balance, but somebody's gotta do it! or not do it! idk, i do it naturally, so like... it's happening, either way.