We'll Get To It

We'll Get To It

by Arek Kouyoumjian

Comedy Games TV & Film

Season 3

28 Peens Later

Step back into the 28 ____ Later franchise with Joe, Maya, and I, where the zombies are just guys with really big schlongs...man there was a weirdly uncomfortable amount of schlong in this movie. To the point where it almost feels like it should be called 28 Dongs Later, or maybe something funny, we'll figure it out, check the title. Look man there's probably something deeper here but its kind of hard to tell when someone's hard on screen. Not a horrible movie though, just a lot of weird. But it stays true to itself. Enjoy the matinee, and tip your ushers, not that tip sicko.

We Karate a Kid (Karate Kid: Legends Review)

WAX ON! WAX OFF! JACKET OFF! JACKET ON! Sorry on the late upload Joe and I saw Karate Kid: Legends a week ago and I went out of town...but here's our review! As a notorious Karate Kid lover I (Arek) went in with high expectations, and he (Joe) went in hoping it would be a Rocky movie. Lets see which one of us is satisfied...if either of us are at all!

We Get Political (F**K ICE)

(sorry you're going to have to deal with the sound of my AC its like 100 degrees out here) The first bit of this episode Joe and I just have a chill little story time but by the end of it we get political and anti I.C.E so if you wanna hear a little of that and hear how the government is taking advantage of you and threatening your rights stick around!

Please Be My Friend...(Friendship Review)

In this episode Joe and Arek review the movie "Friendship" fitting since we've both taken a bullet for one another. It is a fucking weird movie man. I...just watch it. If you enjoy "I Think You Should Leave" then this movie is right up your alley. But expect to be on edge the whole time because there is a constant dread looming over the movie. Joe wanted me to write at the end of this we have never actually taken a bullet for each other.

Hawaiian Joelercoaster Ride

We begrudgingly reviewed the live action Lilo and Stitch movie. Appropriation, sanitization, and overall just a bad time. Tag along in this episode while we tear apart Disney for their butchering of a meaningful story. This is the description btw, its not funny. This movie angers me (Joe) and me too (Arek) to unhealthy levels. I can feel my heart bursting at the seems with anger. Have a good night.

Are We Getting to our Final Destination? Movie Review

Instead of Thunderbolts like I was promised Joe tricked me into going to Final Destination Bloodlines, and it was an absolute gore fest. Is this pig the prize pig at the fair or is it just heading to the bacon factory like all pigs do? Bacon factory. Death is coming for us all. We can try to escape it, but it will always come. Any steps we take are just Band-Aids on the wound that is life. And this is Arek, I had a good time it was a silly film. RIP Tony Todd

We're The Best Duo feat. A Cooler Third Person

In this special double feature we bring on a friend of ours, Hailey, who you won't know but she's a riot. We attempt to talk about the most iconic cinematic duos across Film, TV, and Video Games. Along the way we get lost in the sauce of our riffs, but isn't that what you signed up for when you clicked on this podcast. Thank you we love you seriously, I hope that you're with us until we do the ultimate duo thing and tragically die together.

We Become Sinners: Sinners Review

Joe and Arek (The Joke Jack Twins) finally get around to reviewing Sinners! It was Arek's fault he watched it late :( But we get really in depth on the meaning of the movie and even look into some slightly less looked into material released about the film on Spotify. Please watch this movie, support new ideas and movies, our dollars move the industry not the other way around!

A Podcraft Story: Minecraft Movie Review

First we pod, then we cast. LETS PODCAST! We just watched A Minecraft Movie. Is it over hyped ore, pun intended, ore is it actually good? Eh kind of in the middle. La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack! We're gonna do you a solid and throw in a CHICKEN JOCKEY! Enjoy.

The Chickenbake-a-thon!: The Tale of the Tortoise and the Hare

The great Chickenbake-a-thon is finally upon us! 60 minutes, 3 chicken bakes, 3 contenders! Joe, Arek, and Aaron tackle the self-imposed chicken bake challenge while our friend Cayla keeps the conversation flowing and keeps us honest. Who will fail? Who will succeed? Will we all fail? Tune in on this action packed hour long special!!!

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