Good morning, citizens. The world's game has concluded — correctly. The year ahead has been counted, and it adds up. The Ministry of Comfort unveils the Daily Tablet, the beloved Ration Loaf's hardworking companion. And your letters, read aloud exactly as you wrote them. Everything is already wonderful.

Verity is a satirical fiction podcast. Inspired by real headlines:

• Spain wins the World Cup for the second time, defeating Argentina 1-0 in a dramatic final
• First World Cup halftime show draws mixed reactions
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