Total Recall With Jasper & Friends!

Total Recall With Jasper & Friends!

by Jasper Pike
ComedyTV & Film
Season 5
INDEPENDENCE DAY with Mom & Dad! (Re-Release)
You: Absolutely nothing... Me: "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind... Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"
S5 · E12
Jul 2, 2026
52:50
INTERSTELLAR with Lily!
One half of the baddies themselves return, not to give out made up awards, but to take to the stars as we recap INTERSTELLAR. Lily will also gift us with a song or two and an exhaustive breakdown of the various seating options available at her Dad's home. It's a good one. We'll see you on THURSDAY for more Total Recall
S5 · E11
Jun 29, 2026
1:37:28
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES with Cass & Pete!
Felt weird even typing 'em in that order, but hey, an ally's gotta do what an ally's gotta do. America's favorite fiancés are back on the show in what many are calling the unruliest episode of the show YET. We're talking dueling Bane impressions, a broken countdown clock and a hard deadline to watch HotD at 9 PM. GET INTO IT!!!!
S5 · E10
Jun 25, 2026
2:03:15
5 Things I Like & Don't Like, featuring A Tribute To James Burrows, Off Campus Character Rankings & A Few World Cup Nitpicks
Hello my lovely listeners. Sorry I missed last week. You deserve better than that, and I promise, from this point forward, I'm gonna give it to ya. Well. Hold on. Maybe from Thursday forward, because this episode is all over the friggin place. Click around to the topic of your choice below, and I'll see you Thursday for The Dark Knight Rises.... RIP James Burrows (2:42) World Cup Complaints (16:54) Off Campus Character Rankings - WITH MADELINE! (30:38) Disclosure Day (42:56) Naming Some Guys (49:26)
S5 · E9
Jun 23, 2026
53:48
INCEPTION with Pat & Liv!
It was all a dream, etc, etc... Pat & Liv join the show to discuss INCEPTION, a movie JP got a little too obsessed with as a teenager. Not obsessed enough to make a wish on a one-wish-willow, but just obsessed enough to force his Dad to drive him to the mall against his will. Come for JP's impression of Marion Cotillard, stay for the first ever out-of-order recap in Total Recall history!
S5 · E8
Jun 9, 2026
1:57:03
THE DARK KNIGHT with Lindsey & Chase!
INTRODUCE A LITTLE CHAOS INTO YOUR PODCASTING ROUTINE, and join Lindsey, Chase and JP as they try to record a whole podcast exclusively in Christian Bale's batman voice. Fair warning friends, this is the silliest episode of the THE NOLAN-THON and I don't really think its close. I love it almost as much as The Joker loves school busses. See ya next week!
S5 · E7
Jun 2, 2026
1:42:24
BONUS: The Survivor 50 "Should They Come Back?" Report with Madeline!
Explicit
JP and Madeline convene to decide, once and for all, who from Survivor 50 is worthy of returning in future seasons. Our word is LAW and we expect it to be followed TO THE LETTER (cc: Jeff Probst). Be warned, we will be spoiling Season 50 as a part of this episode. Stay tuned for more bonus episode if and when I feel the urge. The Dark Knight with Lindsey & Chase is up on Nolan-Thon next week. See ya there.
S5 · E6
May 28, 2026
1:37:18
THE PRESTIGE with Ross!
Are you listening closely? Good, because this episode is very quiet and you'll need to press your ear right up to your speaker to hear it properly. Ross returns to the show today to break down THE PRESTIGE and definitely not get into a magical blood feud with JP that'll eventually cost us more than we can possibly fathom. We'll also discuss science museums, the current state of the muppets and why Ross' Grandpa seems like the coolest guy who ever lived.
S5 · E5
May 26, 2026
1:37:49
BATMAN BEGINS with Sarah!
Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on as Sarah rejoins the pod to discuss Nolan's seminal superhero adaptation: BATMAN BEGINS. They will also share thoughts on The Devil Wears Prada 2, Bears vs. Snakes and the importance of trains to a thriving modern metropolis. What more could you possibly want from a podcast?!
S5 · E4
May 19, 2026
1:38:09
INSOMNIA with Madeline!
Total Recall & The Christopher Nolan-Thon rolls on with INSOMNIA (a movie about not sleeping) and Madeline (a girl who looooooooooves sleeping). DISCLAIMER: Do not listen to this podcast if you or anyone in your family suffers from insomnia. Its too engaging. You won't be able to stop and you'll never sleep again. Seriously... Insomniacs*, I've seen the future. After years of repeat listening, you go mad. You start yelling "They're called overalls cause they go OVER ALL YOUR CLOTHES" at dinner parties like you just figured it out. But not only did you already know, you said as much fifteen minutes ago. It's strange and our friendship never really recovers. Please. Leave this episode alone. For everyone's sake. *New band name, I call it!
S5 · E3
May 12, 2026
1:16:56
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