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THE ABUSE HOUR
by COFFEE LONG
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Season 1
Ep97 - SHORT RUNWAY
Here’s an extended rant-O-thon on the Bilzerian Blowout, Kamala getting smashed by someone other than a potential employer, Trump’s Kosher cabinet, along with a SECDEF tattoo review, all wrapped up with an Albanian pallet cleanser.
Ep96 - A TIME FOR BALLS
Tangents within tangents, podcasts about podcasts, and some thoughts on what it means to be brave. For about 15 minutes right in the middle, the Rothschilds made my audio sound like I was inside a glove box. Weak sauce, many such cases.
Ep95 - SELF-LICKING ICE CREAM CONE
Here’s a movie review of The Illusionist (2006), a few thoughts on walking it like you talk it in Lebanon, and a deep-ish dive on the latest DoD Directive.
Ep94: FANCY DAN MUSTACHE
An overdue episode on the perils of government contracting, some Middle East, some domestic unrest, and a healthy dose of gubbmint overreach.
Ep93: RACING SPOON
Missile strikes, hurricanes, port closures, and muscling in on someone’s MRE.
Ep92: MIDDLE CLASS KID
Mossad Magic Pager review, Islamic production value, Longshoremen taking the day off, and a rare flash of sympathy for all the Lizard People stuck on babysitting duty.
Ep91: SLO-MO TRAINWRECK
Some thoughts on the Tedious Side-Piece, Haitians, and free ducks.
Ep90: ROBBERY OF CONVENIENCE
A long-winded road trip episode covering Georgia gun crimes, election-time shenanigans, and some more thoughts on getting out of Dodge.
Ep89: DON’T P*SS ON MY BROOMS
Solid rants, Albania-posting, Asian fever-dream-posting, and a half-decent White Pill in the form of Zyzz-posting.
Ep88 - CRIMINALIFIED
Coffee squanders a benchmark episode with an abbreviated and car-wash-tinged rant on 80’s standup comedy and surviving an interrogation.
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