Tales From The CritExplicit

by Riley Groves, Connor Bossleman, Rebecca Groves, Derrick Saviano, Mike Sears,

We are an actual play podcast making our way through smaller story arcs of more popular and lesser known RPG systems, highly narrative tabletop games and mirco-rpgs. We feature a revolving cast of players exploring a wide variety of genres. Come check out our adventures guided by the Crit Keeper, Riley Groves! May not be suitable for children. Content warnings can be found in the episode's description. New episodes every oth ... 

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  • Season 1

  • "Blossoms Never Say Die" Finale

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    "Blossoms Never Say Die" Finale

    S01 E22
    01:42:45
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    It's safe to say the fate of the World lays in the hands of our Brave Blossoms, Bonnie, Vivian, and Maxwell. Can they live up to (and through) the challenges they face? Will the dinosaurs and the mad scientist team up? Will we really see a telekinetic super-villain riding a t-rex fighting a time traveler with a laser gun? No! This is inspired by a true story after all. Find the answer to all your burning questions and more in this finale episode of our Badgequest arc!Content Warnings: Violence, Language, Animal Violence, Violence Against Children

  • "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Seven

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    "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Seven

    S01 E21
    01:21:59
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    Our Brave Blossoms may be Klineville's last hope of survival! While the townsfolk grow crazier by the day our troop is no closer to figuring out what's driving them to madness! New dangers continue to pop up calling their attention to several different matters that only they can solve. Will they figure out what's terrorizing the town's waterways? Will they survive the many dinosaurs entering the town? Or will they overcome their biggest challenge...a mean juicing addiction. With the help of their time traveling accomplice, Margaret O'Sullivan, they close in on the solution to all their problems, in this penultimate episode of our Badgequest arc!Content Warnings: Language, Violence, Animal Violence, Gun Use

  • "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Six

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    "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Six

    S01 E20
    01:18:32
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    Every day that goes by in Klineville invites new possibilities for adventure. What should our Blossom's tackle first? The man eating mer-creatures, Bonnie's downward spiral away from her D.A.R.E. goals, protecting the seal population from extinction, or re-homing the town's new pre-historic residents? All need to be solved for Klineville to survive! Content Warnings: Language, Child Violence, Animal Violence,

  • "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Five

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    "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Five

    S01 E19
    01:13:41
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    It's lights out for Maxwell after a monster right hook by Bernice. It looks like he's down for the count...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...INCREDIBLE! Maxwell has managed to make it back to his feet after just one huff of some smelling salts. However, his fellow Blossoms may want to check to see if he's all there after he spots a dinosaur in Pickle Park.Seeking help from the local Mafia the trio decides to go check that creepy house they ran away from last episode in case it's their hideout. (It really seems like every time I type these episode notes I just end up typing nonsense) We also find out if Bonnie is addicted to drugs...er, "Juice"!Content Warnings: Language, Violence, Child Violence

  • "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Four

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    "Blossoms Never Say Die" Part Four

    S01 E18
    01:05:47
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    Now that the Blossoms have put their legal troubles behind them (maybe?) they look for the best cookie selling route to make up for their morning of missed sales. Will they meet their cookie selling quota or are they doomed to run into more distractions like haunted houses, raccoons with electric bills, brain enhancing smoothies or the Pickle Park Murderer! Guess you'll have to listen to find out!Content Warnings: Violence, Violence against children, language, tom fooleryP.S. Sorry for uploading the wrong audio file the first time! Here's 5 XP to make up for it!