Season 2, Episode 9: Filler, Penguins & Other Things That Should Really Stay Put (like filler in your face, penguins in Antarctica, and Bill Clinton’s dick in his pants.)

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Welcome back to Season 2, Episode 9 — we took a short break because… honestly, life is a bit of a shit show. Like, Congress-level messy. If vibes were legislation, we’d be filibustering our feelings.

(Legal note: this is a metaphor. Please do not subpoena us. We cannot afford a lawyer and also we are just girls.)

This episode is a full-body experience — from the boob massages of rural Italy to the hammams of Morocco (and existential shame). Simone returns from her steamy saga feeling cleansed, confused, and mortified (in that exact order), while Hilary shares the emotional arc of walking back to a ski chalet in socks, because snow boots are for people who still believe in consequences.

We unpack the ethics (and public health nightmare) of stick-and-pokes from the streets of Tanzania (potentially problematic? Definitely. But the  ...