Straight2L, The L Word Podcast
Season 2
207: Luminous
206: Lagrimas de Oro
205: Labyrinth
204: Lynch Pin
203: Loneliest Number
202: Lap Dance
201: Life, Loss, Leaving
Season 1
by Tonya from Straight2L
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Does having two friends become girlfriends throw off the balance of the universe? Why does Helena think her kids are sexual beings, and why is she taking them to Sea World? Would you buy meat off a truck if the hot sales woman offered to prepare it for you? Reheat some beef from a perfectly organized freezer, see if Suzanne figures out what to do with her garbage disposal situation, and if meat tagging were a real thing - would it be anti-feminist?
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Did Helena see Tina's live plant box when she delivered the grant money to her apartment? How could Shane spill beer all over the kitchen just to flirt with Carmen? Why can't Alice let Dana finish the Celebrity Slammin Jammin' Tournament before breaking up with Tonya? Who thought Melissa Rivers was a get? Enjoy another Jenny nightmare carnival scene, where at least she isn't talking, take another deep dive into pregnancy nipple talk, and see who holds all the cards
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Does Jenny look like an elf or Ringo Starr with her new haircut? Have you ever gotten a gift bag at a bachelorette party? Why does Hunka Hunka Burning Love try and get everyone wrapped up in his pyramid scheme? How many camera crews should you send out when awarding a grant? Grab a pair of handcuffs, a tub of cool whip, and a sweet bagel and decide whether you want cream cheese or butter.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How is Bette able to unhook that bra so quickly? Where is Helena buying those bondage tops? How is Peggy Peabody able to get so much action? Will Kit get caught up in a MLM? Would you let Shane cut your hair? Tune in for these answers along with the perfect nipple placement in a red dress, what the girls would do if they had a penis, and whether or not they can ride roller coasters and eat Taco Bell - in that order!
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Does anyone want to listen to Mary J. Blige, PINK, or Lenny Kravitz play on a high school riser while typing a screenplay? How does Ton-Ton put together this marketing meeting? Why is Alice fat shaming Tina? Will the girls be able to find an episode winner? Grab a milk or beer, depending on what says you care, and listen to laments about registrar rage, Carmen's fedora, and how much Betty does NOT rule.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: Is Jane Lynch in everything, and how many areas of law does she practice? Has Jenny ever taken a writing class? Is Kit's business plan written in crayon? What face is an appropriate one to make during a lap dance? Order a baby mindblower with an extra hit and tune in to hear the girls discuss the rules of strip clubs and Anne Hathaway's assets.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: How did the band, Betty, manage to ruin not only the theme song but every song on the show? What tourist boardwalk did Carmen get her henna tattoo? Why couldn't Jenny help Tim move those empty boxes? Will Tonya and Dana get a gravy boat instead of that $2000 espresso maker? Take a drink for every time Suzanne can't pronounce someone's name, and choose your Lesbian Quarantine House for this season two premier.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to usually take a deep dive into the 15-year old show. This week, we switch it up by watching the 2020 film, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, and answer questions like: Why is "thought about you" way hotter than "dreamed about you?" Will any of us pronounce the names of the characters correctly? Will Suzanne just get the name of the movie right? (The answer is, unsurprisingly, no.) How many times will we "release" to this release? Grab your paint brushes and your pantaloons, it's time to dive into this French female masterpiece.
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: What kind of B&B did Candace take Bette, and why is it okay to do slammed-against-the-door kissing there but not at work? What really happened to Mr. Piddles? How does Jenny attract both Gene AND Robin? What's not to love about a good shower cry? Grab some queso and, a Fresca-Margarita, and listen to the recap of the finale of season one!
Welcome to Straight 2 L, a podcast about the television series The L Word! Host Tonya (a lesbian) invites Suzanne and Whitney (two straights) into her home to take a deep dive into the 15-year old show, answering questions like: What marine mammals enjoy sex for pleasure and what is a fish curator? Does Tina finally look hot or does Robin steal the show with her Janney and Dern energy? How did Tonya get the entire contents of her life moved to Dana's? How turned on can you be in a jail that smells like pee? Prepare for this pandemic, make a nicoise salad, and enjoy this clip of our lady and hero, Dr. Amy Acton.