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  Waking Up in Clown Town | Fishsticking for Compliments | I'll Beep When I'm Dead

  Waking Up in Clown Town | Fishsticking for Compliments | I'll Beep When I'm Dead

  E07

  11:09

  Do you like clowns? Me either. Fishsticks? "Meh," you say. Okay, how about murder? Yeah, I knew I'd get you with that one! Who doesn't like a good ol' fashion murder? And why am I asking so many questions? Should I shut up now so you can listen to this funky fresh new episode? (In the voice of Kevin from Home Alone 2 via a Talkboy) You got it!

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  Self-written obituaries, hot new torture devices for spies, and time restraints to being polite

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  Self-written obituaries, hot new torture devices for spies, and time restraints to being polite

  E06

  12:22

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  What happens when you're sick and try to write and record a new episode of Skit Your Shorts? Well, you get this episode! So if it's painful to listen to, I blame it on the sickness that I am 100% not down with...you hear me, Disturbed? But if you do want to hear a story about obituaries, spies, and holding doors read in really awful accents, give it a go, but don't say I didn't warn ya!

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  Dracula discusses interest rates with his realtor, a perfectly good monster mash is ruined by a jerk, and special guest, horror writer, Cliff Bumgardner makes a killer dessert.

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  Dracula discusses interest rates with his realtor, a perfectly good monster mash is ruined by a jerk, and special guest, horror writer, Cliff Bumgardner makes a killer dessert.

  E05

  27:40

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  I hope you went to the restroom before listening to this Halloween episode of Skit Your Shorts, cause it's sure to scare the poo right out of ya! Dracula hits up his realtor as he looks to downgrade his home. A fan of monsters attends a monster mash, but it's not the host he was hoping for. Special guest, Amazon bestseller in horror, Cliff Bumgardner brings us a tasty and bizarre story about flan! And if you haven't run away in fear yet, stay tuned until the end of the episode to listen to the first chapter of Cliff's new book, Creature Feature! Now available in paperback or digital, only on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BH3C5X69

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  Air Stud: A Dog Wishes for No Catfishes | 80s Action Hero Man | So Your Cat Joined a Biker Gang. Now What?

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  Air Stud: A Dog Wishes for No Catfishes | 80s Action Hero Man | So Your Cat Joined a Biker Gang. Now What?

  E04

  13:16

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  In this super rad episode of Skit Your Shorts, the short stories comedy podcast, a director creates a raunchy teen comedy script for dogs as a sequel to the Air Bud films, a toy manufacturer receives a script for a proposed 80s action figure, and advice is given on how to get your cat back after it becomes the leader of the toughest biker gang in town! So much stuff in that run-on sentence! Point is, you don't want to miss this one! Not that I want you to miss the other ones, but definitely not this one! It's a doozy!

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  The Time I Was Abducted by Pretty Chill Aliens | Debt Is Fun. Eat More Debt. | Opinions Are for Suckers Audiobook

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  The Time I Was Abducted by Pretty Chill Aliens | Debt Is Fun. Eat More Debt. | Opinions Are for Suckers Audiobook

  E03

  10:14

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  Can you believe it? It's a third episode that no one asked for! But if you're looking for some advice from a robot about improving your small-talk game, this one's for you. Dutch Foley narrates the stories this time, as Plot Bot is too busy listing off the 34,000 types of fish. Stories include butt-talking aliens, edible debt, and lessons on not giving a hoot. So tune in for some laughs...well, you might laugh if you have a weird sense of humor. I mean, for a comedy podcast, it's definitely a show you'd want to turn down when you pull up to a stop light in fear that others might hear the strange things coming out of your car, like when you're jamming to Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U." Anyways, enjoy!