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E05 - Dracula discusses interest rates with his realtor, a perfectly good monster mash is ruined by a jerk, and special guest, horror writer, Cliff Bumgardner makes a killer dessert.
Skit Your Shorts: The Short Stories Sketch Comedy Podcast by Dutch Foley
I hope you went to the restroom before listening to this Halloween episode of Skit Your Shorts, cause it's sure to scare the poo right out of ya!Dracula hits up his realtor as he looks to downgrade his home. A fan of monsters attends a monster mash, but it's not the host he was hoping for. Special guest, Amazon bestseller in horror, Cliff ... See more
Dracula's Interview With a Realtor00:01:53 - 00:05:47
It's My Monster Mash, and I'll Die if I Want To00:05:47 - 00:09:39
Flandemic by Cliff Bumgardner00:09:39 - 00:13:53
Episode’s Chapters
00:00:00 - 00:01:53
00:00:00 - 00:01:53Intro
00:01:53 - 00:05:47
00:01:53 - 00:05:47Dracula's Interview With a Realtor
00:05:47 - 00:09:39
00:05:47 - 00:09:39It's My Monster Mash, and I'll Die if I Want To
00:09:39 - 00:13:53
00:09:39 - 00:13:53Flandemic by Cliff Bumgardner
00:13:53 - 00:15:08
00:13:53 - 00:15:08Outro
00:15:08 - 00:27:40
00:15:08 - 00:27:40Creature Feature Sneak Preview
Transcription
You know what scares the living bejesus out of me, Plot Bot?
The fact that you are aging and have done nothing with your life besides use terms like, "bejesus?"
Well, yeah, that's one thing, but I'm more frightened by the amount of Christmas bologna that is out before Halloween.
You should consider getting a hobby so you have less time to worry about trivial matters.
There's nothing trivial about this! It's a serious issue! And who gives a toot about Thanksgiving when you have Black Friday riding its ass like a decked out Honda Civic.
I'm more of a Cyber Monday kind of guy myself. Have you considered knitting?
Well, I could use a new blanket. But I'd rather just buy one.
Wait until Black Friday. I bet they'll have bitchin' deals.
Skit Your Shorts: The Short Stories Sketch Comedy Podcast by Dutch Foley