Weird and not so bright criminal stories this episode include a 69 year old accused of a naked romp into a liquor store to steal a single beer which he drank outside while waiting for cops to come... two California guys accused of destroying a woolly mammoth museum exhibit... and both a possum and capybara got a taste of freedom, and their experiences made for two fun stories...also...some dude ran from cops and jumped into a river...cops had paddleboards... he didn't. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.