Bizarre stories this episode include a big bear that snuck into the live shot of a tv reporter in LA talking about bear sightings...also a train heist of hundreds of male sex toys, so these items may be on sale somewhere between Dallas and LA...and a man arrested after telling the bartender and others in a bar that the parakeet he had in his pocket had a strict diet of beer and marijuana... also a Nigerian woman sets a new Guinness World Record by counting numbers way longer than anyone else has. Plus...parody ads/songs and celebrity birthdays.