Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

by Clint Nelson

Comedy Society & Culture

Season 1

#268 - "Saturated Fat Field" (Food Review YouTube)

In Episode 268, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Former Joe Budden Network Podcaster's have QUIT! & blame Joe for "Not Supporting" (10:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (13:46) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:12) Uncomfortable with Unhappiness (16:07) Food Review Youtube is a ..."saturated" field (27:58) "Low Tier" Restaurants held to higher standard than "Fine Dining" (31:05) Viral Breakdancing "Deadbeat Dad" put his daughter in check (35:27) "You gotta make the same effort for your Parents as they do you" (38:48) Young Adults love "Built in Excuses" (43:10)"Daddy's coming with the Reciepts" (Parenting Advice from a Non Parent) (50:50) Internet Personalities Who Love threatening with "Legal Action" Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. https://youtu.be/okOR0_zgTCI ( link to video version of podcast)

#267 - Money Talks , Shit Walks Out Of Mans Ass | "If you make 50K , you should not be dating"

In Episode 267, Clint Checks his ego about: (0:00) Opening Monologue & Pig Butchering (4:26) "If you make 50K, you should not be dating" (10:58) everyone wants a 10K to start a business..but with no Risk Attached (16:17) Intro the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (17:58) February F***'s up your paycheck cycle (18:59) Drake's "Phantom" Leak Pic (20:25) Meek Mill & P Diddy "Relationship" + Godfrey Vs Corey Holcomb "Hollywood" accusations (22:45) Success is always attached to Sucking Dick (31:25) Sexuality Identity Creates Barriers & More! https://youtu.be/SvyNmeUFH_A (Youtube Link)

#266 - "Long Winded Pipes" | Colin Cowherd Visual Influence On Sports Radio

#colincowherd #comedy #podcast In Episode 266, Clint gets long winded about: (0:00) Long Winded Pipes (2:42) "Do you look your age?" (5:02) Anti Diet Coke Argument (8:50) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) (10:12) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (11:59) "Trying" to Concieve is INSANITY! (14:30) Presence is Infectious (16:22) Sports Radio in the NFL Offseason is GOD AWFUL!! (21:30) Colin Cowherd Made Radio On TV (27:02) No Movies Out worth a S*** (35:55) "Dak Prescott SUCKS" - dumb sports narratives (38:03) Alcohol is taking over Podcasting (41:02) Pat Mcafee V.S. Stephen A Smith Drama (49:58) NYC Apartment Prices are Addicting to "Lifestylists" & More! Sponsor Link : https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. https://youtu.be/ri193SIKYSQ (YouTube Link)

#265 - Topgolf W/ GF On Valentines & "What Makes a Woman Love You?"

In Episode 265, Clint Swings Quick About: (0:00) TopGolf on Valentines with the Lady, Being More "OK" spending some Buckaroos for enjoyment of life, not being so obsessed with "the work" all the time, Maximizing your Time can be detrimental. (22:32) outside of your role..what do you really do? (what makes a woman love you?) &More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you.https://youtu.be/WtBqgshehXg (YouTube Link to this ep. Subscribe, Leave a thumbs up, enjoy the video version of pod. thanks)

#264 -"I'm so GOOFY, Don't forget Your MAX-Y Pads" | Gordon Ramsay "Kitchen Nightmares" is ADDICTING

In Episode 264, Clint goofs about: (0:00) - "i'm so goofy..don't forget your Max-y Pads" (1:50) how draining it is being "inspirational" (9:14) meaningful work gets underpaid (10:17) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below episode description] (14:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow Subscribe) (15:17) Valentines Day Perfect Plan for the Lady! (20:41) Chiefs Parade Shooting Thoughts! How i found out (28:44) Gordon Ramsay "Kitchen Nightmares" is Addicting (43:43) "Whoever thought COOKING could be entertainment?" (45:19) P Diddy Hiring Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney & More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. https://youtu.be/Z087XgmmUuI ( Click Link to subscribe, Leave a thumbs up, and enjoy the YouTube version of the Pod. thanks)

#263 - "Post Nut Super Bowl Clarity" | Joel Osteen Preys on Weak People Disguised as "Lords Work"

In Episode 263, Clint Touchdowns on: (0:00) Taylor Swift Hot Dog Prop + Chiefs Win Super Bowl (2:48) All Halftime Shows sound the same! (7:31) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Crazy ad read] (12:27) Intro the the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe) (13:41) Post Nut Super Bowl Clarity (19:52) Gambling in Vegas Vs Anwhere else (21:06) Soft White Underbelly Interviewing Teenage Prostitutes (26:21) Joel Osteen Church Shooting: "We'll Prey for the 7 Year Old" (33:35) What is "Paid Programming"? (37:05) Clint's Invention Idea : "Pussy Flavored Gum" ( hear me out) (42:50) the guy with 3 streams of income (46:12) Morgan Wallen's Issue With Old Label releasing old music of his. & More! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. https://youtu.be/gwe71GviP94 ( this episodes youtube link if you would like to subscribe and enjoy the video version of the pod. thanks)

#262 - "Risky Business" | Gambling (Daily Fantasy Sports) Is Not an Issue

In Episode 262, Feeds his Ego By: (0:00) - watching yourself Rap , $18 Soap, broken beds, KD Ratio (5:06) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (9:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (9:52) Halle Bailey Baby Bumpin the World! (10:25) Gambling (Daily Fantasy Sports) "Epidemic" (Deep Thoughts) (15:37) why are we obsessed with what people do with their money? (16:37) My issue with restriction of gambling (18:47) stop blaming gambling companies & men's 3 vices being unfairly criticized (21:37) catering the world to your lack of self discipline (25:12) We need RISK Avenues (29:48) guys bond over Gambling (32:14) Academic Studies Lack Accountability on the Consumer (34:41) $13 Hot Chocolate in NYC (37:49) "I Paid $15 for this??!!" Sandwich Shop Sandwiches Prices "Inched"..a few too far. (48:02) McDonald's has Stopped Trying. (54:50) Moral Of Todays Episode!! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. https://youtu.be/tS7sYtqgYLk (This Episode YouTube Link, Subscribe , leave a thumbs, help grow the show. thanks for the support.

#261 - "Shxts N Mirrors" | Vice - "How a Sex Party Actually Works" Reaction

In Episode 261, Clint's Sits til his legs go numb about: (0:00) Why do I have to watch myself Shit in front of your mirror? (7:28) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code & Link below episode description] (10:28) Intro to the Pod! (Like,Follow, Subscribe) (11:55) One Big Wasted Opportunity! (Kadarius Toney drama) (16:20) Short Attention Span Theory (20:10) "Vice" Video about "How A Sex Party Actually Works" (Full Thoughts) (30:05) Sex Clubs don't Count towards your Body Count (34:52) Max Taylor Is the Best Fitness Influencer TODAY! (I wanna Interview Him) (38:38) comedians strategy of doing So Many Podcasts (45:08) February Month Issues. (47:03) the feeling of "Progress" (49:52) "Secrets make Life Stressful" (55:04) Usher Halftime Superbowl Show Prediction! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. https://youtu.be/TByZGv1H_1U (Click this episodes link subscribe & leave a thumbs up on the Youtube. thanks

#260 - "Bunny Buns" | Most CRINGE Puns In Podcast History

In Episode 260, Clint Freestyles About: (0:00) "You better get your Tater Tot..before she gets Teeter Totted" - An Actual Rap Battle Line (9:44) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code below Episode Description] (funny ad read) (14:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (14:30) "Skrrt Steak In Tokyo" (Improptu Poetry) (17:05) What happens More?..People blinking or Not using blinkers? (19:38) "Slippery when Wet.i say bet" (22:09) Health Care Promoting People Raising Money For Absurd Health Care Costs. (25:55) Creepy Men- "I'm Gonna Love Your Child Like It's Mine" (29:55) Fear Of Putting Out Children Of Daycare (33:23) Social Reality of Children in School (34:35) Chuck E' Cheese Mascot is always.."On Sight" (35:24) "Bunny Buns" - Lola from Space Jam (36:30) The "Groundhog" Shadow Myth (RANT!) (42:33) Leaked Footage of Michael B. Jordan getting Knocked out In "Creed" Training (43:54) "Smile Bitch!" (45:59) Obsession with Prison Culture (48:47) Joe Rogan 250 Million Dollar Spotify Deal Reaction! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. https://youtu.be/y96iqk4ZY4o (Click Link to Subscribe to the channel, and Leave a thumbs up.thanks)

#259 - "Bi-Polar Express" | Responding to Haters

In Episode 259, Clint sweats about: (0:00) ass is wet problems (3:43) Sponsor! (Magic Mind) [Discount Code Link below episode description] (6:09) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (6:46) "Bi- Polar Express" (8:36) Responding to "Haters" (14:02) Built like a Tank compliment (16:56) Opening a "Mandatory Leg Day" Gym (20:38) Sex Socks on Carpet ..(iykyk) (21:40) Apartment Complex Garbage Failure (28:31) does more money put you around people who throw their trash away? (32:12) "if only you could afford to put your kid in private school".. (34:08) Jalen Green a victim of being preyed on by OF Model? (39:42) Whores are just servicing the Community (41:38) Sister Wives & Polygamy are a Cult (45:35) (Theory Rant) : Drugs are here to Navigate Life & More!! Sponsor Link: https://www.magicmind.com/offnbeatw Use Code: OFFNBEAT20 And get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days with my code. Thank you. Click YouTube Link below to this episode: Subscribe, leave a thumbs up, and see what Clint looks like. thanks. https://youtu.be/yhUI9azex_w

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