Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

by Clint Nelson

Comedy Society & Culture

Season 1

#278 - Self Checkout Issue In America

In Episode 278, Clint Goes Ballistic about: (0:00) "Rough Around The Edges" (opening Monologue) (2:39) Self Checkout Issue In America (Rant Alert) (8:45) Intro to The Pod! (Like,Follow, subscribe) (9:38) Paid Programming is why your parents wanted you to go to bed (15:42) Kendrick Stans avoid his "Alleged" Dirty Laundry (22:08) Does Skin Complexion during "Conception" effect the baby? (27:55) Wife cheating on you with a 5th grader (29:05) "if i was a woman.." (30:45) dad's paying prostitutes to lose their sons virginity..is it wrong? (35:30) "friends are for people with no hobbies" (40:40) Young men \ older woman double standard perception (49:55) Debunking "Guys are Visual Creatures" & More! https://youtu.be/h3WoHru0u84 (Link to Podcast on Youtube)

#277 - "Exposing Culture" | Drake V.S. Kendrick Beef, Tom Brady Roast, Bodybuilding V.S. Modeling

In Episode 277, Clint Puts it On the Double with Cheese About: (0:00) Blessings (1:30) Being Forced to watch Meg The Stallion with Another Lady Is Some Good Trauma (5:50) Drake V.S. Kendrick Rap Beef Has Concluded! Who Won? (9:38) Exposing Culture: is it worth it? (12:20) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (13:20) "you always find the good in everyone" (17:43) Tom Brady Roast: "Who The F*** knew this was happening?" (21:31) Bodybuilding has Replaced Modeling (29:20) The Laundromat Rant! (43:31) "Dying over Pride is Worth it" & More! https://youtu.be/jGtZrERKR9I (Link to This Episode's Video Version)

#276 - "Add Sprinkles, Avoid Dusty's" | Sprinkle Sprinkle Vs Drizzle Drizzle, Companionship & Racism

In Episode 276, Clint Drizzles Some Truth about: (0:00) "Drizzle Drizzle" V.S. Sprinkle Sprinkle" [opening monologue] (9:10) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (11:15) Lube Flavored Jello (12:30) "I miss that good Sweat" [getting too fit] (19:55) SuS Take on Companionship & Racism (25:19) NBA Playoffs Update (26:10) Jontay Porter Took "Betting on Himself" Literally (34:27) "We're to Blame" for Gambling being more Lucrative than the thing being betted on. (41:20) Drake's 2 Diss tracks towards Kendrick Lamar & More! https://youtu.be/OudJtwnIW8Q (video link to Video Version)

#275 - "Unemployment Olympics" | Most Protesters Are Unemployed, Stretch Zone Rant

In Episode 275, Clint Protests About: (0:00) becoming a douchebag & Protesting All Over America (2:43) "Most of yall are unemployed" (5:40) Stretch Zone Rant (11:47) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Etc) (12:50) Body Cam Arrest Binge Watching (16:19) Question for the Child Predators out there (20:30) The Pyramids Eerie Potential Conspiracies (28:08) Tit Shaming Men for...Liking Titties.. (31:25) God Made Bees to Die (35:00) Drake Real "Beef" with Rappers: "Not Embracing Your Reality" (45:05) Theory Of Why We Love Diss Tracks & More! https://youtu.be/P4xyklECQPs (Video Link to Episdode)

#274 - "I'm Just a Structural MESS" | Sam Hunt EP Reaction TOO Much YouTube,Discomfort & Escapism

[Recorded on April 8th, 2024] In Episode 274, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) BIG FRIDAY Music Drop Reaction. (3:30) " There's Nothing Interesting in Music" (4:44) Sam Hunt's New EP "Locked Up" Thoughts (6:39) Process of Changing your "Sound" (12:08) Hardy & Nickelback Collab (14:37) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:34) Vacations expose our need For STRUCTURE (18:30) Living a Life is Paramount to be Interesting (19:45) Watching TOO MUCH YouTube (27:03) "Someone give me the Addy...Rall" (27:55) The Solar Eclipse Fiasco (29:00) "Men are Useless Creatures If we can't Produce Children" (29:55) Comfort Disguises Your Fantasy Escape (33:44) "Who Needs Ice Spice when... (34:17) Clown Motel (37:15) Escapism Is necessary to truly..see yourself (40:37) Are Redheads Attractive? Isla Fisher Divorce (45:57) What do you Do with Sex Offenders? & More! https://youtu.be/lUQAi7XzDig (link to this episode Video Version)

#273 - "Teriyaki Box Rant" | Andrew Huberman is a MF Legend + Ashton Kutcher Fear Diddy Legal Stuff

[Audio: Apologize for the water dripping noise] In Episode 273, Clint Drips About: (0:00) Bad Joke Opening (0:58) Guys touching themselves in Walmart (4:13) GloRilla got teeth in the game (5:43) water drippin in background like my style (6:12) Conor Mcgregor really is Missed in UFC (7:54) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (8:45) Andrew Huberman "Exposed" for being Flaky. (Full Thoughts) (14:20) Andrew Huberman exposed all these "Friends" were annoying. (22:04) Ashton Kutcher is "Feared" to be dragged in the P Diddy Legal Issues. (27:32) Teriyaki Box Restaurant Rant (Sick & Tired of being Sold BS from Restaurants) (31:40) What Bothers me about these Restaurants Nowadays (32:54) "A lean cuisine would've been better than this" (39:16) "You Charged me $16 for this?"..I'm starting not to give a f*** (40:16) Unanimous standard among what's "Appropriate Pricing" for what your serving. (44:24) "Have some Pride In what You Serve" https://youtu.be/nClvMgnMjJA (link to video of this episode)

#272 - "Diddy-Matized"| Diddy Drama, Road House Review, Credit Card "Cult",Truth about "Loneliness"

In Episode 272, Clint Disses about: (0:00) - "Meek Mill likes it...back to back..(sorry..had to do it) (2:35) The Diddy Drama ( Full Thoughts) (5:15) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (7:06) The Art of Doing Nothing (10:10) Road House Movie Review! (17:29) "I betted On DARTS" - gambling hot streak (18:42) Vacation Update! + Guys who sell the "Dream" to their woman (20:35) Credit Card Logic is a "Cult" Rationale. (26:58) I'm the Asshole at Self Checkout..(Easter Sunday Story) (30:01) Grocery Store "Unwritten Rules" (32:35) The Manosphere has lost it's "Juice" (36:28) "I don't Care about your Loneliness" Epidemic (40:00) Spiritual Teachers View most as "Peasants" (45:55) Jay Shetty is a Meme Reader & More! https://youtu.be/Np9E6b-tZoc (Link to Video of this Episode)

#271 - "Sleeper Build" | Malls are Dead, $50 Jeans, "Quiet on Set", Travelling, Providing Value

In Episode 271, Clint Gets Unquiet About: (0:00) - Malls are Dead!! (2:59) - Maegan Hall Forehead Is Like a Avocado (4:50) "$50 Jeans!!" Price Of Pants Have Gotten INSANE!! (8:11) Baby Products & Clothes are SCAMS (10:35) "Quiet On Set" - Thoughts on Child Corporations (15:02) Diddy & Hollywood Humiliation Coming to Light (18:05) Comeback of the Woolly Mammoth??! (23:00) Vice Reaction: The Truth about "Studying Abroad" & Church Missions (31:58) Travelling is Big Business..not for Personal Use. (36:05) Tourist Privilege (41:35) "lying is the most fun a girl can have..." (42:15) Providing Value & Knowledge To Others Is a Great Feeling (45:05) "being in charge of my influence" (50:08) "Deviled Eggs smell like old people farts" https://youtu.be/90psPQCmKsI (Link to this episode video)

#270 - "Barefoot At Midnight" (Ohtani & Bruno Mars Gambling Reaction)

In Episode 270, Clint Takes his Socks off about: (0:00) " I see nothing but feet" ( people who wear no shoes in after midnight) (4:58) Mountain Dew Wine (9:58) Guys LOVEE FEET...proportions (11:28) "A Girl is Like a Perfectly Made Milkshake" (15:30) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Etc.) (16:25) Anxiety Taking Your 1st "Paid Vacation" (21:00) if you had an extra 30 hrs a week..what would you really do? (23:45) Shohei Ohtani Gambling Scandal (Lets be Honest) (30:15) Bruno Mars $50 Million Gambling Debt (Allegedly) (37:42) College Basketball is Both Uninteresting & Interesting (39:19) CAT Lady Interrupts the Podcast!!! (NO BS) https://youtu.be/qkkXVLnaOdc (link to youtube Video, subscribe & stuff)

#269 - "Disconnected"

In Episode 269, Clint Goes on and on about feeling "Disconnected" with things. Gets real about how he's feeling. Enjoy this soap box. https://youtu.be/CsZIirc3gCI (link to video)

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