Lawyer Rick joins Mikey and Ian, which immediately turns into a debate over $17 cigarettes, selling out, and why radio keeps replacing actual personalities with bland garbage between tampon commercials.

Florida contributes a machete duel over an ex, listeners drag us back through foot Parmesan and Stroke’s first bidet blast, and some guy named Chatty bravely discovers that the joke podcast is, in fact, a joke.

Then everybody compares the first major news story burned into their brain, from Challenger and Oklahoma City to O.J., Princess Diana, and Boston.

Ian ranks songs that were better than the movies written for them before Rick explains why cropped texts, accidental Venmo payments, unpaid boss messages, and a neighbor’s camera can all become expensive lessons in acting like an adult.

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