Stroke christens his new Florida place by testing a bidet live on camera…because apparently unpacking boxes was too normal.

Then a sold-out, 105-degree Boardwalk show turns into a debate over what could make you walk out of an event.

WTF News brings us an Utah bride who tried to torch her Mormon wedding venue with a stolen BIC lighter and a tampon, New Jersey cops dressing like clearance-bin shrubs, and Katy Perry getting rolled around inside a giant inflatable water bottle like a panicked gerbil.

The confessions somehow make all of that feel classy with accidental sibling nudes, AI romance, ChapStick in an ass, adult onesie poop chutes, and a shower-head enema that went exactly as badly as it sounds.

Also, Stroke bought a $2.40 doll named Clearance, so naturally we may have a new mascot.  ...