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Speaking of kingdom come, this week, Spencer, Craig, Claire (!), and Michael discuss presidential Easter proclivities, the Harrowing of Hell, a deliciouss whodunit, zoo fundraising, and how to make new friends using only a stranger's credit card information. Also, Craig divulges his sad lizard history.

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