You've dropped a coin down into the deep, Stygian well of Never Better, a show that's never going to get any better. Any moment now, you're sure to hear it hit bottom. Any moment now.

This week, Michael, Spencer, and Craig discuss rabies, robots, time capsules, romantic opportunity, George Foremaning your kids, and the ultimate galactic self-snitch. Plus, as you might have guessed, everyone participates in the first annual Never Better Spelling Bee.

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