So here we are. Ugh.That place I never thought we'd be... Episode 299. (... and if we're being honest, you never thought we'd end up here either).Which means the next episode is a centurion episode. And, given our bodily arrangement of ten fingers alongside ten toes, those centurion episodes feel magical. Delusional, I know. Especially with all those red headed giants that used to run around with 24 fingers and toes. But I didn't get on here to talk about that...You know what doesn't feel magical? The number 299. Nope.

• That number feels more like:

  • The clearance rack at your local Ross.

  • "Anything in this barrel now JUST $2.99"...

  • Gas prices in an election year

So I guess I shouldn't be that surprised that ...