I think it's appropriate to forewarn you that I chatter about god(s) a bit in this one. As a former atheist, that alone might have moved me right along.

If that's how you are, fear not - it's not that kind of god chatter, it's the other kind, the good kind.

Myself, being somewhere between an atheist and an aardvark with regards to my spirituality could lead some to believe I wander into these waters recklessly...

1. Well

2. DUH!

3. My life's a pile of reckless?

Are you f'n kidding me here?

1. Point made? I hope...?

2. I am always in these waters recklessly, just like the rest of us.

For Christ's sake already, let's just get on with the god talk. And will somebody call the holy ghost please? ...