I have many delusions of grandeur, but believing this universe is all my fault has got to be my least controversial.

Of course I wait until episode 0007 to sound like the confident cosmic agent of v867-5309 Earth whose licensed to kill any stresses and sorrows with my kindness, understanding and forgiveness - that I really am... wait what?

1. WOW! I am really high right now.

2. I mean REALLY high.

3. Get what I'm saying?

Um, yeah. So it's more like I bitch about what it's like to be saddled in an existence as an irrelevant component in a dysfunctional system - like anyone and everyone working in the American corporate structure... at least I think that's about right.

So suave Englishman I am not for disgruntled American am I.

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