Funfiltered Episode #051 - "Provisional Gay"

Explicit

Sam "speaking."

Since the inception of Funfiltered in 2019, writing these blurbs has required me to don the figurative duds of Jeremy Kettle, to step through the stargate into a dimension of stratified ironies and byzantine prose.

These little descriptions, neglected as they were and will continue to be, were only the tip of the iceberg. The world of Jeremy Kettle (or J.K.U. to me and nobody else) demanded strict maintenance. Each throwaway reference, be it his killing a gibbon in a Jeep in Indonesia or picketing outside McVitie's HQ in Stockport, needed to be plotted onto a timeline stretching from 1959 to the present day.

"Needed" is probably an exaggeration, given that I alone... well, cared. But I harbour the withering hope that somebody somewhere will someday find some modest pleasure in perusing the ...