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Funfiltered Episode #050 - "Assume That the Best Is Over"
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FADE IN.

Saturday last marked the wedding of Dexter Chisp and Pfidze latterly-Chisp, the "Lanka" having been relegated to the obscurities of née - tradition aside, why one would readily assent to "Chisp" is the chef d'oeuvre of confusion. In attendance were several (Baltic) leaves of the Lanka family tree. All behaved in my presence with a queer salmagundi of scowl and supplication, thus affording me a first-hand pageant of Pfidze-context. Strange people.

Notably AWOL was Arturas "Papa" Lanka, still doing porridge in a Kaunas nick. Perhaps inevitably, the clan begged me to step in and give the gal away. And so I walked her down the aisle. Unhurriedly, of course… her ankles are shot, the poor moo.

I won't be alone, of course. There's Panley. A grandson marinating. Vern's only next door. Avi. Ignatius Pusk. Yeah, I’ll be okay.

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