by Andres Reyes and Tony Robusto
This episode we talk about Shadow of War, and by extension, bad video games and bad fan fiction. Also, sexy spiders. Important questions: What does BDSM stand for? What makes good magic? Is there a wrong way to consume media? Keep an ear out for Andy's prepared statement about why video games are a mistake and Tony finally breaking down and yelling about Sailor Moon. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
From shark repellent to awful misogyny, Andy and Tony explore Gotham city through the lens of two films with the same name and very different themes. Important questions: Has Adam West been to space? How many war crimes had Batman committed? Can Tim Burton make a good female character? Keep an ear out for us forgetting we're doing a Halloween episode for most of the actual podcast. Important questions: Is Seymour a sociopath? Is Audrey better with no character, or a very problematic one? WHO WILL DIE IN THESE MOVIES!?!? Keep an ear out after the show for the sounds of Andy slowly losing it as he watches the infamous alternate ending, cut over an instrumental version of "Don't Feed the Plants." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Andy tells us all of his dark, dark ritual. Not for the fainthearted. Important questions: Why are hobbit feet so gross? Why is Alan Moore's writing so gross? When and how will Captain America die? Keep an ear out for Tony making a very poorly timed joke while Andy spouts some unpopular opinions. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
It's October, so let's talk about EVIL PLANTS. We get into the 60s Little Shop of Horrors, the 80s Little Shop of Horrors, AND the alternate ending version! It's like three movies for the price of two! What value you get in this podcast. Important questions: Is Seymour a sociopath? Is Audrey better with no character, or a very problematic one? WHO WILL DIE IN THESE MOVIES!?!? Keep an ear out after the show for the sounds of Andy slowly losing it as he watches the infamous alternate ending, cut over an instrumental version of "Don't Feed the Plants." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
We're talking about anime! And then Utopias a bit! We have differing opinions about Utopias. Important questions: Why can't Peter S. Beagle publish his fucking book? How many modern movies actually end happily? How many other podcasts do exactly what we do? Keep an ear out for Tony talking about Sailor Moon for like forty minutes while Andy subtly repeats the mantra "It's a good show." Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Chubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff! Let's talk SHARED CHILDHOOD MEMORIES. Important questions: Which Hundred Acre Wood characters are the most relatable? Why is Owl the best owl? Will Disney ever release a traditionally animated movie again? Keep ear out for Tony professing his love for you while Andy tells sad stories about Christopher Robin. #OriginalPooh #Beejuice Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
When faced with the choice of whether to cut or embrace the fact that we just read an IMDB page for ten minutes, I made the right decision. --Tony Important questions: Doctors and dentists: do we need them? Remember how good Jackie Chan movies were? How's ol' Alan Tudyk doing? Keep an ear out for Tony and Andy not quite fighting about Alien, but definitely almost doing that. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
After recording thirty minutes of utter depressing crap for our comedy podcast, we scrapped that and started over. What you hear now is A PHOENIX RISING FROM THE ASHES OF THAT MISERABLE RECORDING. Important questions: Wanna hear some opinions on a handful of randomly selected Disney movies? Yeah you do. DO Y'ALL LIKE BONER JOKES? Are we living in a child actor renaissance? Keep an ear out for Andy almost certainly relaying a secret message while talking about A Series of Unfortunate Events and Tony revealing his Anime Mistake. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
We were tired, we were uncomfortable, and I think at one point we talked about Tom Clancy. Hope you like train wrecks. Keep an ear out for Andy constantly losing his train of thought and Tony constantly stopping to wonder if they're being remotely entertaining. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats
Do you hate Nazis and like video games!? Then do we have a podcast for you! Important questions: How exhausted are Andy and Tony about all this Nazi shit? What PS4 games should you be playing? What are some good webcomics? Keep an ear out for impassioned speeches about fighting for human rights and also a real solid joke about millennials. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats