This episode we talk about Shadow of War, and by extension, bad video games and bad fan fiction. Also, sexy spiders. Important questions: What does BDSM stand for? What makes good magic? Is there a wrong way to consume media? Keep an ear out for Andy's prepared statement about why video games are a mistake and Tony finally breaking down and yelling about Sailor Moon. Our outro music is Theme from Penguins on Parade by Lee Rosevere. Find us on twitter! Andy is @royalty_valens Tony is @theaterbats