Chemtrails and Cocktails
Ice Ice Maybe: What’s Really Under Antarctica?
Houston, We Have a Conspiracy
"Technical Issues"
by Dustin, Emily, Alaina, & Colton
The Ice Wall (Antarctica Cocktail) INGREDIENTS • 1.5 ounces coconut rum • 1 ounces blue curaçao • 2 ounces pineapple juice • 0.5 ounces cream of coconut • 4 ounces crushed ice • 1 tablespoons white sanding sugar (for rim) • 1 lime wedge (to wet rim) • 1 small edible 'iceberg' garnish (white rock candy or clear ice chunk) STEPS 1. Prep the ice-wall rim: Run 1 lime wedge (to wet rim) around the rim of a glass, then dip the rim into 1 tablespoons white sanding sugar (for rim) to create a frosty white 'ice wall' rim. 2. Blend the base: Add 4 ounces crushed ice to a blender with 1.5 ounces coconut rum, 2 ounces pineapple juice, and 0.5 ounces cream of coconut. Blend until smooth and slushy. 3. Pour the base layer: Pour the blended mix into the rimmed glass, filling about 3/4 of the way. 4. Add the crevasse layer: Slowly pour 1 ounces blue curaçao over the back of a spoon on top so it sinks partway through, creating a deep blue 'crevasse' effect instead of mixing evenly. 5. Garnish and serve: Top with 1 small edible 'iceberg' garnish (white rock candy or clear ice chunk) balanced on the rim or floating on top, like an iceberg breaching the wall. Episode 2. Antarctica is the one continent you can’t just visit, and that vacuum has been filled with ice walls, secret bases, hidden civilizations, and a treaty that looks a little too convenient. We thaw out the biggest Antarctic conspiracy theories and ask the only question that matters: ice ice, maybe?
*** One Small Sip *** INGREDIENTS • 2 ounces vodka • 1 tablespoons Tang powder (for infusing) • 0.5 ounces blue curaçao • 0.5 ounces fresh lime juice • 2 ounces club soda • 1 tablespoons gray sanding sugar (for rim) • 0.3 teaspoons edible silver luster dust (for rim) • 1 lime wedge (to wet rim) STEPS 1. Infuse the vodka: Stir 1 tablespoons Tang powder (for infusing) into 2 ounces vodka in a jar, let sit 15 minutes, then strain out any undissolved powder. 2. Prep the moon-dust rim: Mix 1 tablespoons gray sanding sugar (for rim) and 0.3 teaspoons edible silver luster dust (for rim) on a small plate. Run 1 lime wedge (to wet rim) around the rim of a glass, then dip the rim into the gray sugar mix. 3. Build the drink: Fill the glass with ice. Pour in the Tang-infused vodka, then add 0.5 ounces blue curaçao and 0.5 ounces fresh lime juice. 4. Top and serve: Top with 2 ounces club soda, give it one gentle stir so the blue curaçao swirls like a 'soundstage sky,' and garnish with a small foil star or flag toothpick planted in the rim.
🚨 BREAKING: Chemtrails & Cocktails delayed by "technical issues" 🚨 Funny how the ONE DAY we launch a podcast about government cover-ups, our upload mysteriously fails. 👀 Coincidence? Emily and Alaina don't think so. Dustin and Colton would like to remind everyone that sometimes a corrupted file is just a corrupted file. New launch time coming soon. The truth can wait a few more days, it's waited this long already. 🛸🍸 📍 On the Tin Foil Scale, we're rating this delay a solid 7, "somebody doesn't want this podcast out there." #ChemtrailsAndCocktails #TheyDontWantYouToHearThis #PodcastLaunch #TinFoilScale
The moon landing was faked. Beyonce is three people. Mattress Firm is a front. ...maybe not. But we're going to argue about it anyway. An audio-only comedy conspiracy podcast hosted by two married couples with too many opinions and not enough filters. Every week we pick a theory, mix a cocktail, and go to war. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY. DRINKING ENCOURAGED.