Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage

Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage

by Nick and Sean

TV & Film Film Reviews

Season 3

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Happy almost Flag Day, y'all but especially to you, Judge Reinhold. We're kicking off season 3 of Cage Match with a highschool sex romp barely featuring our boy, Nic. So join us while we bag on Sony Marvel movies and talk Dogma and occasionally praise Mr. Hand. This is Cage Match! Intro music by: Bill Panks

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Grab some olive oil and protect your frontal lobe...it's time for some Schrader-hater fun. We're watching the "director's cut" of Dying of the Light that Paul Schrader cobbled together. Come witness his true vision for a straight to VOD film. Preserved for historical record. This is Cage Match. Ticket sales for a movie showing of Adaptation, November 7th, 2026 at 5:00: https://luma.com/t1j3qhn8 Intro music by Bill Panks

Spider-Noir (Episodes 7 & 8)

Yeah, baby, let’s get drunk and talk about how spider legs work! It’s time for your ∠ geometricals and get ready to goon. We made it to the conclusion of Spider-Noir. Let’s see if everything gets…wrapped up. This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

Spider-Noir (Episodes 5 & 6)

Grab your hotdogs and roast beef…maybe ravioli...because we’re back with more Spider-Noir. Things get a little darker in these episodes and a lot spider-ier. We get some good body work from Cage and a lot of gross webbing and horror. It’s a weird one! Is blood goo? This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

Spider-Noir (Episodes 3 & 4)

Join our new hosts as we review episodes 3 & 4 of Spider Noir. This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

Spider-Noir (Episodes 1 & 2)

It's finally here! Spider Noir is taking the world by storm and we are here to talk about episodes 1 and 2. You want really ropey webbing, you got it! Mush mouthed, older Spider Man, hell yes it is. Join us for Nic Cage's first true foray into serialized television. Grab your egg cream. This is Cage Match. Intro music by Bill Panks

Oops, All Nicks

Well, it's a bit late for our planned April Fool's day episode but here it is...The Nick's have taken control. Nick is joined by Nick and Nick and the decision was made to review 1994's Street Fighter. Who could possibly hate JCVD and Raul Julia, plus a weird Kylie Minogue kicker. This is Cage Match, kinda. Intro music by: Bill Panks

Season 2

Cage Match: The Podcast: The Game. Part II. Bobos and Nodes

And so we have arrived at the grand conclusion of Cage Match: The Podcast: The Game. Our four Cage's face off against some tricky foes, stupid puzzles, an alarming amount of times of Producer Peter saying "grievous damage". Darryl Edge and Alec Manley Wilson join us as we enter (hopefully) the Emerald City. Will the boys get to the bottom of the mystery? Will they make it home? All this and more...this is Cage Match. Intro music by: Bill Panks

Cage Match: The Podcast: The Game. Part I. Welcome to Big Tuna (Fuck you)

Four Nic Cage's are pulled deep into the unseemly belly of the NCU. Cameron Poe, Peter Loew (Darryl Edge), Robin Feld and H.I. McDunnough (Alec Manley Wilson) find themselves in a place both familiar and horrifying. Sweet tap dancing Bobby Peru, you're in for a treat. It's bizarro table top RPG time with Producer Peter as the GM. This is Cage Match...the podcast...the game. Part I Game System: Havoc Brigade by Grant Howitt Intro music by: Bill Panks

Pig vs Raising Arizona

Producer Peter finally had to watch movies at 1x speed this week for the Cage Match Finale. Pig vs Raising Arizona. Sarnoski vs Coens. Nick vs Sean. We rented a local theater and watched a double header with a full house of guests. As it turns out, movies are fun in a theater. We are not done but this is a perfect time to thank everyone for listening and supporting us over the years. This was Cage Match. Intro music by: Bill Panks

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