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Birota Est Moenia
by Motionsoft Podcasts
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Season 1
We Asked a Ghost for Life Advice (We Regret It)
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In the debut episode of Birota Est Moenia, Velo, Ima, and Youls attempt the impossible: interviewing a ghost for life advice. Things spiral into regret almost instantly. What begins as a dumb question about the afterlife ends with existential dread, cold pizza trauma, and three oval-shaped idiots questioning why they exist at all. Segments this episode include: Main Topic: The trio summons a ghost and ask him about life’s big questions. Spoiler: the answer is “leftovers.” Breaking News: Newsman Andrew Porter reports on clouds suing humanity for defamation. Quiz Time: The trio hosts Guess That Corpse Age! (this was definitely a mistake). Order!: A courtroom case where someone sues for “emotional damage” caused by ghost trauma. Justice is not served. Key Moments: Velo burns his tongue on a servo sausage roll. Ima admits to eating two Doritos as “breakfast.” Youls feeds a stray dog that promptly bites him. The ghost flips them off before disappearing forever. Court rules that “life itself is emotional damage.” Closing line: “Episode is over. Leave.” Vibe Check: Absurdist dark comedy Nihilistic but silly Feels like a podcast, but it isn’t Made to confuse you on purpose Disclaimer: Do not use this episode as actual life advice. Or any advice. Especially not from ghosts.
