In the debut episode of Birota Est Moenia, Velo, Ima, and Youls attempt the impossible: interviewing a ghost for life advice. Things spiral into regret almost instantly. What begins as a dumb question about the afterlife ends with existential dread, cold pizza trauma, and three oval-shaped idiots questioning why they exist at all.

Segments this episode include:

• Main Topic: The trio summons a ghost and ask him about life’s big questions. Spoiler: the answer is “leftovers.”
• Breaking News: Newsman Andrew Porter reports on clouds suing humanity for defamation.
• Quiz Time: The trio hosts Guess That Corpse Age! (this was definitely a mistake).
• Order!: A courtroom case where someone sues for “emotional damage” ca ...