This is The Big Show Collection!

This is The Big Show Collection!

by Michael Haley
Season 1

Unplug Yourselves

I got really Tangoed in this one, but I unplugged. I do better at the two-step anyway.

Trying Not To Be

I gave this one some serious intensity, so do not mistake the force behind the voice in these lyrics. There is an intentionally created harmonic that I am singing in for this recording. Beat that, Taylor Swiftless.

Thanks For Being My Brother

This song for an old friend really needs a new recording, but it is as I have already said. Time marches on, and I do not have time for this one.

Thank You. I'm Honored.

As a combat veteran, I struggle with what to say to people when they find out. Here is what I have come up with. How do you like it?

We Shed So Many Tears

Big Ten! There are ten nations that have nuclear weapons, and there are seven of them with ballistic missile delivery capability. Get ready for the Apocalypse!

Jesus Was the Son of Man

We have been brainwashed to believe the Catholic lie. Wake up, unplug from the Matrix, and think for yourselves. Jesus Christ was not the son of God because he was a man made of flesh and blood that Catholics eat every time they worship Satan.

I'm Going to Take My Winnings and Go Home

Nobody wants to play a game that nobody can win. It is best just to go home.

I Tried to Tell You

It is getting pretty dicey out there right now. Maybe you should take an umbrella? The Jews got theirs, but we decided to go boots on ground.

Do the Math

Seriously! Who still thinks God is three persons in one? Duh.

A New Day Has Dawned

I'm not sure just how big this coming Big Show is going to be, but I think it is gonna be more than one nuke. This song is in the list twice.
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