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Brian In Love // "Y'all Mind If I... Praise God?" | Episode #011 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 4 "Brian in Love" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin watch Brian piss on the carpet, frame a baby for it, and finally admit he's in love with Lois, which is the most plot this show has committed to all season. The ratings land all over the map, so one (or two!) of these three men is wrong and the other two (or one!) are never letting him (or them!) hear the end of it. The guys get into Gary Janetti's return as the show's resident dog boy, a Mr. Rogers cold open where Stewie has destroyed the Land of Make-Believe, an extremely uncomfortable Jetsons gag, and Sam Waterston as Brian's therapist. Along the way they cover Tyler's Jehovah's Witness upbringing and the 144,000 open seats in the Galactic Senate, Chili's skillet queso after the memorial, Da Boom getting a fair shake and failing it, a Scooby-Doo vs Tim Allen gasp debate decided 2 to 1 over Jason's objections, Dean Koontz getting run over twice, the Lisa mattress promo code 10SEAMYOUPP, a throuple therapy session with a puppet shrink, a very pissy sweater, Quagmire's first full horn dog episode, a Stewie Gay Watch emergency after the bra unhooking, John Cougar Mellencamp's "Suckin' on a .45," and the greatest album cover never made: dog's red rocket and a gun. Family Guy Guys is a comedy rewatch podcast where three improv comedian friends watch every single Family Guy episode in order, clip by clip, with zero pretense and even less structure. New episodes drop on YouTube. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Cold open: Jehovah's Witnesses and the 144,000 10:08 Da Boom gets a second chance 18:01 Episode intro: "Brian in Love" (March 7, 2000) 28:18 Gary Janetti, dog boy 33:01 The Mr. Rogers cold open 47:14 Lindbergh baby and Amelia Earhart 55:38 Peter's potty training flashback 1:02:08 Dr. Kaplan, played by Sam Waterston 1:11:08 The cuck chair 1:25:14 Scooby-Doo or Tim Allen? 1:32:39 Throuple therapy 1:39:33 Brian admits he loves Lois 1:52:32 The piss sweater 2:01:52 Lois lets him down 2:07:11 Final ratings Was Brian's gasp a Scooby-Doo or a Tim Allen? The vote went 2 to 1 against Jason and he is appealing the result. Break the tie at feedback@familyguyguys.com or visit https://www.familyguyguys.com Just kidding - tell us if Dr. Kaplan was gonna jack that dog! This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Jehovah's Witnesses. We are three guys who watch a cartoon. Please do not send the 144,000 after us. Feedback: feedback@familyguyguys.com #FamilyGuy #FamilyGuyGuys #BrianInLove #Rewatch

Chicken Fight / Boxing Day // "Da Boom" | Episode #010 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 3 "Da Boom" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin watch the Y2K apocalypse episode people love, and it causes the biggest ratings split in show history. Two of the guys land on the love side of the split, with Collin pointing at Mila Kunis showing up as Meg for the first time as a possible factor. Tyler describes the whole thing as pure uncut gag. Jason, who watched the episode in a hot car while his daughter napped, calls it "not my cup of piss" and declares it a Gagger's Delight, which is somehow an indictment. Along the way they get into the first chicken fight, Peter in Lois' color-swap dress and "unzip me," Stewie as a gay Neil Armstrong, the Tom Selleck beans, the Randy Newman song Jason can still recite from memory, Twinkie the Kid, Quagland and Loretta in New Quahog, and Patrick Duffy washing the entire episode away as a dream. Plus the Stewie Gay Watch gets its biggest movement of the season, the "Oof of the Ep" award splits the room, and Bob of Bob's Artisanal Jib Jabs of Maine keeps derailing the episode to talk about baby Timothee Chalamet. Family Guy Guys is a comedy rewatch podcast where three improv comedian friends watch every single Family Guy episode in order, clip by clip, with zero pretense and even less structure. New episodes drop on YouTube. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro and the Dog and Tony show 26:12 Episode intro: "Da Boom" (December 26, 1999) 29:31 Was JibJab AI? Bob's Artisanal Jib Jabs 33:43 Peter Griffin and the bad transfer 36:21 The first chicken fight 44:44 The gang's all here 46:36 Stewie Gay Watch: the New Year's outfit 49:28 Peter's color-swap dress 56:32 "A dead Lois" and the basement 58:03 Stewie as gay Neil Armstrong 01:00:26 Y2K hits and Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa 01:02:44 The Handsome Seth continuity error 01:04:49 Bill Clinton squeezes the Hillary 01:09:17 Tom Selleck and the beans 01:15:45 They eat Asian reporter Trisha Takanawa 01:19:37 Twinkie the Kid 01:24:38 Mad Max survivors and the skeleton key 01:27:30 The Randy Newman song 01:28:53 Mila Kunis' first episode 01:42:21 Quagland and Loretta 01:51:21 The forefathers slap their meat 01:59:28 The definition of irony 02:01:27 Patrick Duffy in the shower 02:04:26 The "and that's them" bit 02:06:33 Final ratings Whose side are you on, the guys who loved it or the one who didn't? Fight me and then email feedback@familyguyguys.com, or visit https://familyguyguys.com. This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Twinkie factory in Natick, Massachusetts. We are three guys who watch a cartoon. Please do not tell Bob about us. Feedback: feedback@familyguyguys.com #FamilyGuy #FamilyGuyGuys #DaBoom #Rewatch

Holy Crap // "Rosie O'Donnell's WAP Era" | Episode #009 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Season 2 Episode 2 "Holy Crap" recap and review: Jason, Tyler, and Collin break down Peter Griffin kidnapping the Pope to impress his terrifying Catholic dad, and the episode somehow goes off the rails from there. The guys meet Grandpa Griffin for the first time, voiced by two-time Oscar nominee Charles Durning, and watch Peter get desperate enough for his father's approval to commit a federal crime. Along the way they get into the Janet Jackson unc shooting poison, Rosie O'Donnell's 1999 WAP era, the concept of Ma, the 2026 Religion Draft, why Mr. Weed might be the best character on the show, Tyler's first Hinge date in two and a half years, the structurehead vs gagger divide, and whether Dick Van Dyke is swagless or still chopped. Family Guy Guys is a comedy rewatch podcast where three improv comedian friends watch every single Family Guy episode in order, clip by clip, with zero pretense and even less structure. New episodes drop on YouTube. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro and the Werevert bit 16:38 Episode intro: "Holy Crap" (September 30, 1999) 25:39 Writer Danny Smith and Grandpa Griffin 35:53 The musical cue gag 37:04 Logic ft. Seth MacFarlane 41:54 Florence Stanley and Dinosaurs 51:50 Growing up religious and the 2026 Religion Draft 57:33 Chris, God, and the bathroom 01:02:00 Benny Hinn televangelist spiral 01:07:55 Fenway and Peter's desperation 01:10:38 Dick Van Dyke Show physical comedy 01:13:41 Tyler's Hinge date 01:17:00 The date roleplay 01:19:18 Examine This Cock 01:22:09 Rosie O'Donnell's WAP era 01:26:17 Sanford and Son and blackface 01:28:59 Daniel Day-Lewis peptide biopic 01:30:45 Mr. Weed and the prostate joke 01:36:05 Employee of the Week: Jesus 01:42:18 Peter stands up to Francis 01:52:39 The waffle iron gag 01:54:25 Peter kidnaps the Pope 01:56:12 The airplane Ma gag 02:00:18 "I love you, I just don't like you" 02:05:20 The Memento date bit 02:07:42 Final ratings Would you tell your first date in two and a half years that you host a Family Guy rewatch podcast? Send the damage to feedback@familyguyguys.com or visit https://familyguyguys.com. This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane, Fox, or the Catholic Church. We are three guys who watch a cartoon. Please do not tell the Pope about us. Feedback: feedback@familyguyguys.com #FamilyGuy #FamilyGuyGuys #HolyCrap #Rewatch

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater // "(Peter Griffin's) House M.D." | Episode #008 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy season 2, episode 1, "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater": the Family Guy Guys kick off their own second season with guest Tim Brewer, who joined mainly because he wanted an excuse to watch Family Guy. Correct answer. Aunt Marguerite comes to visit and is immediately dead, which nearly breaks Tim. The Griffins inherit a Newport mansion, Peter bids $100 million he does not have at a charity auction, and Brian teaches him to be a gentleman via shock therapy, which works until it doesn't. Stewie makes the servants fight to the death, Brian gets fully drunk for the first time and smacks Lois's ass, and the guys ask the important questions: are vampires circumcised, why does everyone in this family have the same nose, and what do you do if your house dog smacks your wife's ass (you put him down). Also covered: the Trojan Horse had a door in its balls, Colin did not cry during The Passion of the Christ and is going to hell, AI episode prep gets gaslit again, and the number one listenership remains military drones. Family Guy Guys is three longtime improv friends (plus whatever guest they tricked this week) watching every episode of Family Guy in order, no breaks, for what could be ten years. Take the Myers-Briggs-style quiz at https://familyguyguys.com to find out if you're a Structurehead or a Gagger. Fellas, what are you doing if a dog walks up and smacks your wife's ass? Wrong answers in the comments. #FamilyGuy #FamilyGuyGuys #PeterPeterCaviarEater #Podcast

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"Brian: Portrait of a Dog" // "Brian Wants To Bang Lois" | Episode #007 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 7 recap: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog," where Brian enters a dog show for $500, ends up in prison, and Peter defends him in court. Jason Hackett, Tyler Simpson, and Collin Brown are joined by first-time guest Danny Neely, who hasn't watched Family Guy in over ten years and jumps in cold on episode seven. Danny declares himself a structure head, then immediately gets tested by an episode with barely any Chris or Meg dialogue. The Dud-or-Stud rating system comes out for the barbershop quartet gag, Plessy v. Ferguson, and an ironically unplanned Roe v. Wade tangent. The guys argue over whether Lois is the one being weirdly horny in the leather collar scene, debate if Brian even deserves sympathy since "he doesn't do anything," and vote the deer-hitting-the-car gag the best joke of the episode. Stewie gets his usual Gay Watch check-in, Michael Ian Black's Cameo budget gets its own emergency meeting, and things end with an Inception detour that somehow results in Tyler getting fictionally pregnant. 00:00:00 – Cold Open & Guest Intro (Danny Neely) 00:11:49 – Housekeeping: Paywall, Where to Watch, First-Timer Recap 00:19:53 – Structure Head vs. Gagger, Episode Revealed: "Brian: Portrait of a Dog" 00:26:49 – Recap Begins: Heat Wave, Tom Tucker, Brian's Season-Long Attitude 00:47:06 – Dog Show Setup: Barbershop Quartet, Patreon Bit, Lois's Leather Collar 01:25:19 – Brian Runs Away: Water Fountain, Tennis Ball Search, Caught & Jailed 01:29:27 – Prison Arc: MacGyver Bit, Budget Meeting, Self-Suck Debate, Inception Tangent 01:44:28 – Courtroom, Ten-Dollar-Bill Joke, Season One Wrap-Up 02:00:56 – Ratings: Danny, Colin, Tyler, Jason, and Sign-Off Family Guy Guys is a rewatch podcast where three longtime improv comedians go through all 461 Family Guy episodes in order, arguing about whether a joke works, whether the show is secretly Seth MacFarlane working something out, and whether Brian has ever done anything for this family. Is Lois into Brian, or is he just projecting? Tell us where you land in the comments. #FamilyGuy #FamilyGuyGuys #FamilyGuyRecap #BrianPortraitOfADog #ComedyPodcast

"The Son Also Draws" // "Red Hot Chili Peters" | Episode #006 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 6, "The Son Also Draws," gets the Family Guy Guys treatment: On the Family Guy episode, Chris wants to quit scouts to focus on his art, we find out Hot Lois is a degenerate gambler, Peter goes on a (pretty unearned) vision quest, and the episode treats Native Americans with exactly as much care and respect as you probably would expect. On the pod ep, Jason, Collin, and Tyler discuss the episode's surprisingly decent early gags, a suspicious "Love, Actually" sign connection, the eternal quest to find out whether Stewie is (literally) understood, ANOTHER continuity error from Handsome Seth, and whether any of the Peter and Chris emotional stuff has been earned yet. Also: Red Hot Chili Peppers cigarette parodies, the Flea Flickers, Canadian slander, and a deeply necessary FOIA request for the Family Guy show bible. Family Guy Guys is three friends watching every episode of Family Guy in order, because apparently nobody stopped us. What did you think of "The Son Also Draws"? Could you look past the creakiness, or were you cringing like the FaGuGu boys? #FamilyGuy #FamilyGuyPodcast #TheSonAlsoDraws #TVRecap #ComedyPodcast

"A Hero Sits Next Door" // "Alan Orca" | Episode #005 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Guys podcast recap: Jason Hackett, Tyler Simpson, and Collin Brown watch an early "origin story" episode of Family Guy with special guest Christian Hughes, who breaks in as the show's first ever guest. The guys cover Joe Swanson's introduction, including his wheelchair reveal, his softball ringer scheme against Guillermo at the Happy Go Lucky Toy Factory, and his wife Bonnie played by Jennifer Tilly. Christian weighs in on Stewie Gay Watch (still ruled very straight, very aggressive) and helps activate a brand new Mister Weed Gay Watch which is almost immediately successful and decommissioned. T he episode also gets a verdict on the bingo eye gag, we meet Collin's mom (very famous), and Christian's own breakdown of whether he counts as a "gagger" or a "structurehead". Somewhere in the middle, Peter's face turns into Mickey Mouse and Jason has to explain fair use to anyone watching this instead of paying for the real show. Family Guy Guys is a rewatch podcast where three longtime improv comedians go through every episode of Family Guy in order, arguing about jokes, structure, and whether Seth MacFarlane is working something out through Stewie. Are you a Gagger or a Structurehead? Take our quiz on our website, then tell us where you land in the comments. familyguyguys.com This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane or Fox. #FamilyGuyGuys #FamilyGuyPodcast #FamilyGuyRecap #JoeSwanson #ComedyPodcast

"Mind Over Murder" // "Hot Lois" | Episode #004 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 "Mind Over Murder" recapped by Family Guy Guys podcast: Peter builds an illegal bar in the basement, ignores Lois completely, and somehow turns her into a local piano star. Jason, Tyler, and Collin break down the Mentos cold open, the weaponized incompetence angle, and Stewie's time machine subplot, then hand out this episode's ratings. Would it surprise you to hear this was a divisive one? Family Guy Guys is a rewatch podcast. Three lifelong improv comedians going through every single episode of Family Guy, one gag, one bit, one therapy session at a time. TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Tonight, on Family Guy Guys 14:34 Episode Discussion Begins 21:30 Hot Lois discourse part 1 36:13 Don Draper is just a hot Peter Griffin 40:54 Weaponized incompetence 53:47 Collin reminisces about The L Word 01:00:00 Jimmy Buffet is Playing At My House 01:09:41 Structureheads Vs. Gaggers 01:27:12 Final ratings Gagger or structure head? Tell us in the comments. 👉 familyguyguys.com Not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane. He has no idea we're doing this. Let's keep it that way. #FamilyGuy #FamilyGuyPodcast #FamilyGuyGuys #TVRecap #ComedyPodcast

"Chitty Chitty Death Bang" // "Good Cop, Bad Brother" | Episode #003 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Guys returns for Family Guy Season 1, Episode 3, "Chitty Chitty Death Bang." Jason, Tyler, and Collin revisit Stewie's first birthday, Peter's party-planning disaster, Meg's strange new friend, and one extremely committed cult. This week: crotch cams, an AI that fact-checked itself into oblivion, and Louis C.K. ruins our playthrough of a video game called Good Cop, Bad Brother. Is Stewie gay yet? Is Brian still a dud? Will we hear another ex-wife story? Tune in and find out on this episode of Family Guy Guys. CHAPTERS 00:00 Cold open: Brazilian jiu-jitsu and the Skinnylicious menu 00:35 Theme-song ritual and the "dick cam" reveal 03:30 Welcome to Family Guy Guys, Episode 3 08:30 AI gets "Chitty Chitty Death Bang" spectacularly wrong 14:40 Stewie's first birthday and Lois missing Meg's firsts 20:20 Star Wars sperm, Stewie's fears, and bad advice for Meg 32:20 The show's loose joke logic and the early version of Brian 38:30 Cheesy Charlie's, Duke of Hazzard, and an unexplained stagecoach 46:10 Stewie at the airport and the rules of the Family Guy universe 49:00 Meg's new friend, the cult reveal, and early-Meg analysis 54:30 The sex shop employee and recurring-character recognition 58:00 Peter's parade-route solution and the Gwen Beck tangent 1:02:00 Kung fu, Paul Reiser, and the funk-versus-disco dispute 1:06:00 The cult's suicidal eunuchs and the episode's death toll 1:13:40 Stewie meets the man in white 1:19:10 Ratings: two-out-of-five vs. Tyler's four-out-of-five 1:26:10 Cheesecake Factory, loaded jeans, and Tyler's defense 1:37:30 Final thoughts and outro Got feedback? Email feedback@familyguyguys.com. Got ideas? Do NOT send them to ideas.com, those guys are thieves. Not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane. He doesn't know we're doing this. Please don't tell him. 🎙️ familyguyguys.com

"I Never Met the Dead Man" // "Do You Believe in Dog?" | Episode #002 | Family Guy Guys

Family Guy Guys Episode 2: "I Never Met the Dead Man" — Peter teaches Meg to drive and immediately turns the town's satellite dish into scrap metal, knocking out TV for the entire town. Three comedians continue their in-order rewatch of every Family Guy episode, one disaster at a time. This episode: an AI tries to summarize the season for us and starts inventing cults out of thin air, a deep dive into Jedi semen retention, a brief and unearned Al Pacino tangent, and enough convertible stories to make your head spin. We also meet a Cajun guy, kill off a Wire Guy Guys spinoff idea because frankly they were rude, and go on the record confirming that Family Guy Guys does not tolerate a visible Adam's apple. If you have one, this isn't the show for you. Sorry. This is Family Guy Guys: a rewatch podcast covering all 461 episodes of Family Guy in order. TIMESTAMPS 00:00:00 - 00:02:15 | Cold open: “Coming up on Family Guy Guys” 00:02:15 - 00:07:35 | Introductions, the theme song, and 461 episodes ahead 00:07:35 - 00:12:40 | The Wire Guys bit and AI-generated Family Guy plots 00:12:40 - 00:18:10 | The fake cult episode and bad streaming descriptions 00:18:10 - 00:23:40 | More AI mistakes, cults, and episode-three confusion 00:23:40 - 00:28:50 | Finally introducing Episode 2 00:28:50 - 00:33:00 | “I Never Met the Dead Man”: the episode premise 00:33:00 - 00:47:25 | Convertibles, wind, hairpieces, and driving with the top down 00:47:25 - 00:54:40 | Meg’s driving lesson and Peter crashes into the satellite dish 00:54:40 - 01:01:15 | Quahog loses television and Peter dodges responsibility 01:01:15 - 01:07:45 | The town’s TV withdrawal and Tom Tucker’s broadcast 01:07:45 - 01:14:15 | Peter’s job, Mr. Weed, and the escalating town backlash 01:14:15 - 01:20:40 | The angry mob, Peter’s plan, and “What a senseless war” 01:20:40 - 01:27:20 | The Amish cutaway, Family Guy joke structure, and callbacks 01:27:20 - 01:33:10 | Animation quality, early Simpsons, and 25 seasons of Family Guy 01:33:10 - 01:39:00 | Final episode thoughts and the case for this being classic Family Guy 01:39:00 - 01:43:40 | Ratings: Tyler’s 65, then 80, out of 100 Quahogs 01:43:40 - 01:46:05 | Collin and Jason give the episode four out of five 01:46:05 - 01:47:29 | Final thoughts, outro, and talking over the credits Do you think the horse exploding was a Hat on a Hat or the Cherry on Top? Let us know at feedback@familyguyguys.com and visit us at 👉 familyguyguys.com 459 episodes to go. Subscribe for more of this. Or don't. We're doing it either way. This podcast is not affiliated with Seth MacFarlane. He doesn't know we're doing this. Please don't tell him.

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