We’re eating dirt and scaring teens! On this episode of the podcast, we bring on Madeline McGrane to discuss the 2014 film Vampire Academy. Will the pals be won over by this blatant mash-up of Harry Potter and Twilight? Will we finally be hired to scare teens straight by eating dirt in front of them?

Also in this episode:

• Wren loves the Gordon Ramsey of credit card statements
• Actually enjoying our Instagram ads
• Jigsaw’s Junk Drawer is opened and Van is foiled when he can’t tell the difference between Dustin Hoffman and Gary Oldman

You can find Madeline at www.madelinemcgrane.com. You can find Vannotes at www.vannotesbooks.com and Wren at ...