On this episode of the pod, we bring back official Housewives correspondent Arik Hardin to talk about the deep lore of Real Housewives of New York. The pals learn more about Countess Luann’s cabaret, throwing legs on the table, Pickles the intern, and Van grapples with the revelation that Anderson Cooper + Andy Cohen are NOT a couple.

Also on this episode:

• Wren is living out the story of Icarus…except the sun is RuPaul’s Drag Race
• Van can’t stop reading terrible 90s comics
• We wish everyone a happy Straight Awesomeness Month
• The time clock that starts when you eat lasagna

You can find Arik Hardin’s podcast Slush at https://slushpod.com/. You can find Vannotes at  ...