The Weed Dweebs are cashing in our chips and heading straight to Las Vegas for Sean Connery’s triumphant (and highly paid) return as 007 in 1971! We’re breaking down the neon-drenched desert chases, the bizarrely lethal assassin duo of Wint and Kidd, and an oil rig floating fortress that looks like a high-budget laser tag arena. It’s campy, it’s chaotic, and it feels like the ultimate cinematic fever dream to watch while completely baked out of your mind. Diamonds might last forever, but this level of goofy spy energy is priceless.