Why are the LA Lakers named after lakes… in a desert?

Jason drags Darrell down the rabbit hole of insane high school & pro mascots — from Somali Pirates to Oolala French Ticklers. No water in Crandall, Texas, but we’re the Pirates. Waywut?

• LA Lakers: Minnesota import (land of 10,000 lakes)
• UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs: Students voted it in
• Yuba College 49ers: Gold Rush fever

Darrell recalls falling asleep with pizza in his mouth after learning “Circle of Death.” Jason wants a skinny Somali pirate with an AK. Look at me — I win football now.

Timestamps (Apple/Spotify/Overcast): 00:00 Intro & Pizza Mouth Story • 00:41 Welcome to Ep 2 • 01:02 Circle of Death Flashback • 02:16 Crandall Pirates Mystery • 04:26 LA ...