Being the life of the party doesn’t mean risking your life. In this episode, Capt. Jess and Capt. Vinnie break down why the skipper stays sober, how alcohol hits different on the water, and what really happens when the “booze cruise” goes sideways. From stats to real stories—and plenty of sarcasm—we’re setting the record straight: The boat party stays fun, but the captain stays clear-headed.