Season 1
My dog eats cat poo and other tails!
Its too hot! The summer of 2026.
We're all going on a Cornish holiday.
Bums and more bums, and shopping in a wheelchair
In which I introduce my dog who is a large independent thing who is part wolf. She is trained when she wants to be which means in truth she does what she wants to. This mostly shows as sitting outside in the rain or hunting things. She is a successful hunter as has caught a large and varied range of small furry animals. My dog is disgusting. I then discuss why my dog eats cats poo and where does this all come from as we never see any cats on out walk. I propose two possible theories! On my walks you meet a large selection of different owners and I consider how the various dogs and their humans have similar personalities. And lastly I tell of a recent visit to the hospitals new ultrasound suite which turned out to be a repurposed cupboard where no one had ever considered the need to fit a wheelchair in!
In which I recall the long hot summer of 2026 and why it good to have a hot tub especially if you don’t heat it up. Why it is not good to leave a spiky child’s toy at the bottom when sitting down fast, and how some people can stay in cold water forever. A thought about tattoos as no one was wearing very much in the heat. What and why people have tattoos and what I should get if I ever got around to having one. Summer ice cream. Comparing ice cream from my childhood to the weird and wonderful flavours available today. The joys of solar panels. How we enjoyed staring at the App as we made and used electricity, and why we lived on cake in the hottest months of the year.
In which I say hello and introduce the concept of this podcast. I have a severe muscle wasting disease that limits my world to about four places I can sit, one of which is my powerchair. This podcast describes my whimsical take on the world sited on my bum. In this episode I talk about this summers family holiday to Cornwall, covering such topics as:- Being left a fly swat as a welcome gift at the holiday cottage. Wondering if there is such things as autistic cows. Local's bashed up cars v visitors shiny BMWs. It's all a game of chicken. The four major food groups of a Cornish diet. Fish and chips, pasties, fudge and cream teas. And finally a short review of how good Bude, Cornwall is if you are in a wheel chair.
In which I introduce myself and discuss what you see from a wheelchair's eye level. Mostly bums! In which I tell the tale of trying to buy a box of cereal from a supermarket while sat in my wheelchair.
In which I introduce myself as a person who sees the world in a whimsical way while perched on my bum. Over the cause of this podcast I will discuss and consider what I have found humorous and interesting in my life.