The boys are out of pocket this week, so we did the only responsible thing: turned the show over to artificial intelligence.

Our new robot overlord begins by reviewing last week’s damage, including Jeff’s spectacular 0–3 performance, Phil turning sports gambling into a breakfast-acquisition strategy, and Bob somehow remaining profitable.

Then it’s on to this week’s picks, where all three guys agree on the 49ers, Phil gets excited about the unranked Minnesota-Michigan juggernaut, and Jeff unveils an innovative new betting strategy: taking both the Cowboys AND Texans on the money line.

The AI calls this “diversification.”

We call it Jeff.

Plus Bills-Patriots, Chiefs-Raiders, Colts-Commanders, Air Force-Navy, Florida-Missouri and all the other picks we’ll regret by Sunday night.

No humans  ...