We just got done with a wild Week 1 of college football. LSU doesn't play their pros and funny thing, they didn't need them as the Tigers kinda laid down and wanted belly rubs. Michigan got the benefit of bad clock synchronization and Western Michigan doesn't care to the tune of $1.5 million dollars. We wax poetic for the NFL and make our season predictions. Bears and Broncos in the Superbowl? Oh yeah, and Uncle Dennis gets slapped, but Steve Ballmer gets pantsed by Adam Silver, though he does keep the team.