Toke It Out

by Maddy Tokes

Season 1

Cthulhu, Cannoli Dip & The Fake Book That Fooled Everyone

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes—your favorite mix of spooky season chaos, stoner girl energy, and unfiltered humor. 🌿👻 In this episode, we dive into the spooky legend of the Necronomicon—the most infamous fake grimoire ever written. From H.P. Lovecraft’s twisted imagination and the lore of Cthulhu, to real grimoires like the Key of Solomon, the Picatrix, and the Book of Abramelin, we explore how a fictional book sparked real cultural obsession. We also talk about how the Necronomicon showed up everywhere—from Evil Dead and Supernatural to Adventure Time and even South Park—and why people still believe in it today. Plus: birthday month energy, my horror movie marathon (The Exorcist, Sinister, Hellraiser & more), and my snack of the week obsession with Aldi’s cannoli dip. If you’re into spooky history, weird books, cannabis culture, and stoner-girl storytelling, this episode is your October vibe. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube, follow on Spotify, and leave a review on Apple Podcasts so more spooky babes find the pod! Necronomicon explained, H.P. Lovecraft Necronomicon, Call of Cthulhu lore, Abdul Alhazred Al Azif, real grimoires Key of Solomon, Picatrix astrology text, Book of Abramelin, Necronomicon Evil Dead, spooky podcast for women, cannabis podcast, stoner girl podcast, haunted books

From Lucifer to La Llorona: The World’s Scariest Demons

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes, your weekly smoke sesh full of spooky vibes, stoner chaos, and unfiltered girl talk. 🌿 This week we’re diving into the demons of world religions and folklore—from Lucifer, Lilith, and Beelzebub in Christianity and Judaism, to Iblis, Jinn, and Shaitan in Islam, Ravana and the Asuras in Hinduism, and Mara in Buddhism. We also explore ancient Mesopotamian demons like Pazuzu, the creepy inspiration for The Exorcist, and folklore icons like the Wendigo, La Llorona, and the Pontianak. Along the way, I unbox a spooky-cute Skelanimals blind box, talk Libra season energy, and connect how demons often symbolize human fears, temptations, and cultural anxieties. If you’re into spooky history, cannabis culture, and paranormal girl talk, light up and listen in. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube, follow on Spotify, and leave a review on Apple Podcasts so more spooky babes find the pod! TT: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod IG: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ MERCH: https://tokeitout.etsy.com demons in world religions, Lucifer and Beelzebub explained, Lilith history, Iblis and Jinn in Islam, Ravana Hindu mythology, Mara Buddhist demon, Pazuzu Mesopotamian demon, Wendigo folklore, La Llorona legend, Pontianak ghost, spooky podcast for women, cannabis podcast, stoner girl podcast

The MOST Haunted Objects on eBay (Why Would You Buy This?!)

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes, the podcast where spooky vibes, stoner chaos, and unfiltered girl talk collide! This week we’re scrolling the weirdest corner of the internet: the most haunted objects ever sold on eBay. From cursed paintings and ghost-filled tap shoes, to erotic haunted bras (yes, really), creepy Dybbuk boxes, and whole collections of haunted dolls, we’re rating the spookiest and silliest things people have actually tried to sell online. I even share a personal story about my husband’s cursed hat (spoiler: bad luck attached), and give my official recommendation. If you love haunted history, paranormal girl talk, and cannabis humor, light up and listen in. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube, follow on Spotify, and like on Apple Podcasts so more spooky babes find the pod! Merch: https://www.etsy.com/shop/tokeitout/?etsrc=sdt IG: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ TT: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod haunted objects on eBay, cursed painting anguished man, haunted bra story, haunted dolls Annabelle, Dybbuk box explained, eBay haunted listings, cursed objects podcast, paranormal comedy podcast, cannabis podcast for women, stoner girl podcast, spooky podcast female host

Plato Invented the FIRST Alarm Clock?! (History of Timekeeping)

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes—your favorite smoke sesh for spooky history, stoner chaos, and unfiltered girl talk. 🌿✨ In this episode, we spark up and dive into the history of timekeeping—from Egyptian sundials and Greek philosophy, to Roman pocket sundials (hipster vibes), ancient water clocks, and the gothic symbolism of hourglasses. We even get into Plato’s cursed water alarm clock (rude) and why hourglasses became the ultimate memento mori aesthetic. If you love spooky stories, weird history, cannabis culture, and female-centered humor, this one’s for you. Come laugh, learn, and vibe while time flies (literally). 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube, follow on Spotify, and leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts so more spooky babes find the pod! IG: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ TT: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod history of timekeeping, ancient sundials, Egyptian obelisks, Roman pocket sundials, water clocks history, clepsydra explained, Plato alarm clock, Islamic Golden Age clocks, hourglass history, gothic symbolism, memento mori, cannabis podcast for women, stoner girl podcast, spooky podcast

Jazz Funerals, Oven Tombs & Nicolas Cage’s Pyramid Plot

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes—where spooky history meets stoner girl vibes. 🌿✨ In this episode, we dive into the haunting history of New Orleans cemeteries and the unique burial practices that turned them into eerie “cities of the dead.” From the Great Fire of 1788 to oven vault burials, jazz funerals, and All Saints Day traditions, discover why New Orleans has some of the most fascinating (and unsettling) death rituals in the world. We’ll also talk Marie Laveau’s tomb, Nicolas Cage’s bizarre pyramid plot, and why the city’s resilience in the face of yellow fever and tragedy shaped its unforgettable culture. If you’re into spooky stories, cultural history, weed-friendly humor, and female-centered perspectives, this one’s for you. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube, follow on Spotify, and leave a review on Apple Podcasts so more spooky babes find the pod! IG: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ TT: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod MERCH: https://tokeitout.etsy.com New Orleans cemeteries history, Saint Louis Cemetery No. 1, Marie Laveau tomb, Nicolas Cage pyramid grave, New Orleans oven vault burials, jazz funerals explained, All Saints Day New Orleans, spooky podcast, cannabis podcast for women, stoner girl podcast, haunted New Orleans

Annabelle, 10,000 Exorcisms & Matt Rife’s Big Mistake

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes—the podcast where spooky girl energy meets stoner humor. 🌿👻 This week we’re lighting up and diving into the real history of Ed & Lorraine Warren, the famous paranormal investigators who inspired The Conjuring Universe. From Annabelle the haunted doll to the Amityville Horror, the Enfield Poltergeist, and The Devil Made Me Do It case, we’re breaking down their wildest investigations and how they became horror legends. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube, and leave a 5-star review on wherever you stream Podcasts so more spooky babes find the pod! IG: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ TT: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod Ed and Lorraine Warren history, Conjuring Universe explained, Annabelle doll real story, Amityville Horror true story, Enfield Poltergeist, The Devil Made Me Do It case, haunting in Connecticut, Smurl haunting, paranormal podcast, stoner girl podcast, spooky podcast for women, haunted history

Haunted Houses: From Catacombs to McKamey Manor

Welcome back to Toke It Out with Maddy Tokes—your favorite mix of smoke sesh chaos, spooky storytelling, and girl-talk energy. 🌿✨ This week, we’re sparking up and diving into the wild history of haunted houses—from the eerie Paris catacombs and 1800s phantasmagoria shows 👻, to Disney’s Haunted Mansion and today’s extreme haunts like McKamey Manor. We also spiral into AI boyfriends (yes, women are mourning their “fake Roomba lovers”), apocalyptic predictions, pumpkin spice drink reviews, and what it really means to be a spooky bitch in 2025. 🎃💀 If you love spooky history, cannabis culture, and unfiltered female perspectives, this episode is for you. 👉 Don’t forget to subscribe on YouTube, follow on Spotify, and rate us on Apple Podcasts so more spooky girlies find the pod! IG: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ TT: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod haunted house history, phantasmagoria, extreme haunts, McKamey Manor, blackout haunted house, spooky podcast, cannabis podcast, female stoner podcast, haunted mansion history, horror culture, AI boyfriends, pumpkin spice review, spooky girl podcast

Haunted Girl Summer: Masked Musicians, AI Horror & Stoner Paranoia

AI horror movies, climate chaos, and stoner paranoia? Say less. In this episode of Toke It Out, Maddy Tokes spills her thoughts on Strange Harvest, a horror film riddled with AI, and whether we should be scared of robots or just the people using them. From smoky summer nights and allergy shots to stoner logic on aliens, ghosts, and AI taking over Hollywood, Maddy mixes her signature spooky-girl energy with laugh-out-loud chaos. If you love weed, paranormal tangents, and pop culture commentary with a witchy twist—this one’s for you. Perfect for stoner babes who want to vibe out, laugh, and feel like they’re in on the inside joke at a haunted smoke sesh. 🌿✨ 📸: https://www.instagram.com/maddytokes/ 🎥: https://www.tiktok.com/@tokeitoutpod cannabis podcast, spooky podcast, stoner girl podcast, haunted girl energy, AI horror movies, Strange Harvest review, aliens and ghosts, paranormal podcast, weed podcast, funny stoner stories, astrology tangents, female stoner podcast, pop culture chaos, paranormal paranoia, spooky girl humor, Maddy Tokes, Toke It Out podcast #TokeItOutPodcast #SpookyGirlEnergy #StonerComedy #CannabisPodcast #HauntedGirlEra #AIHorror #StrangeHarvest #ParanormalPodcast #AliensAndGhosts #MaddyTokes #StonerBabe #FunnyPodcast

My highlighter is a ghost light for the Queen Mary's propeller

What does the return of blinding highlighter, bedazzled hair, and jelly makeup say about the economy? In this glitter-covered, chaos-filled episode of Toke It Out, Maddy Tokes connects beauty trends to recession indicators, reminisces about peak 2016 makeup culture, and rallies her fellow glitter divas to bring back tinsel hair. From makeup deep dives to stoner logic theories, Maddy’s serving hot takes on fashion comebacks, thrifting gems, and why some products feel recession-proof. Along the way, she mixes in weed-soaked commentary, plenty of nostalgia, and her signature spooky-girl energy. If you’re a stoner babe, pop culture junkie, or just love podcasts where one minute you’re talking makeup and the next you’re talking about aliens, this episode is your vibe.

UFOs are convincing me to try ketamine therapy

July never seems to end—and neither does Maddy’s chaotic brain dump! In this episode of Toke It Out, your favorite spooky stoner bestie mourns the loss of rock legend Ozzy Osbourne (plus a not‑so‑serious shout‑out to Hulk Hogan). She even wonders if Trisha Paytas is secretly a harbinger of celebrity deaths. Then we spiral into the wild world of Shein, thrifting and the joy of finding $1 gems—including why every thrifter should check the swimwear section. But that’s just the beginning. Ever heard of birds that sound like they’re whispering? Maddy dives down a birding rabbit hole, discussing “night birds” and how her love for spooky creatures turned into a full‑blown birding obsession. The conversation gets deeper (and trippier) when she debates ketamine therapy, its uses for depression, anxiety and PTSD and whether psychedelic‑assisted therapy could be a new age cure‑all—or just a long, weird trip. Finally, buckle up for Maddy’s biggest tangent yet: UFO sightings over the Great Lakes. She speculates on military cover‑ups, octagon‑shaped objects shot down by F‑16s, and a 3D‑printed device called the MADAR Project that promises to detect extraterrestrials (seriously). It’s a paranoia‑fuelled deep dive perfect for anyone who loves aliens, cryptids and cannabis. Throughout the episode, Maddy keeps it real with her weed‑laced humor, spooky commentary and relatable rants. If you’re a stoner babe, spooky girl or just someone who loves pop‑culture tangents, cryptid lore and cannabis‑friendly comedy, this episode is for you. cannabis podcast, stoner girl podcast, spooky podcast, Ozzy Osbourne death, Trisha Paytas, Hulk Hogan, Shein scandal, thrifting tips, whispering birds, birding, ketamine therapy, psychedelic therapy, mental health, UFO sightings, Great Lakes aliens, MADAR Project, cryptids, paranormal podcast, female host, weed‑sipping, Maddy Tokes, pop culture tangents, spooky girl energy, stoner comedy, weed and wellness.

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