This week we’re diving headfirst into the wild world of online dating — from Plenty of Fish and Craigslist to Christian Mingle and Tinder. We’re talking ghosting, red flags, zoo memberships (yes, really), three-hour late dates, and the kind of investigative skills that should qualify for the FBI.

There are bad dates. There are worse dates. There’s a man who ate all the sushi. There’s a save-the-date plot twist. And somehow… husbands at the end of it all.

Grab your iced wine. It’s about to get weird.