To be honest, like Uncle Sam said, we did indeed cut more out of this episode than ever before...and it was still a hot mess. The boys let their hair down and had fun this week. We crown Bruce "The Tugboat" Venditti the champion of our first ball games, and decide he has more football knowledge than anyone else on the couch. Hopefully you're not tired of heading how much of a scumbag Pete Carroll is, because Uncle Sam once again decided that would be his tangent of the week. Oh also, he had Chinese for dinner, and reminds us to always wear underwear with jeans. Gary "NO FOOTBALL" came out of retirement to ask us if Ray Lewis still played for the Ravens. All in all, this was the worst episode we have ever made. Hope you love it.

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