This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

by Carson Pace & Dawson Beck

Comedy Music Commentary

EMERGENCY EPISODE: SHINZO ABE POPPING OFF | We Didn't Start The Fire (w/ Maddie Caffrey)

On this emergency episode of the podcast, Carson, Dawson, and Maddie bravely venture into the horrifying world of Fall Out Boy's cover of We Didn't Start The Fire -- let's hope they make it out alive. Other topics include great anguish, what species Grimace is, and NOT Brendon Urie for the second week in a row.

WE'RE JOE F***ING BACK | Episode 18: So Much (For) Stardust (w/ Maddie Caffrey)

In perhaps the most episode of the podcast ever, Carson and Dawson are joined by frequent guest Maddie Caffrey to discuss the closer of the band's latest record. Other topics include wild card songs getting tossed in the setlist, a 27-dog long dog, and NOT BRENDON URIE

spinal compression simulator | Episode 17: Short, Fast, and Loud (w/ Tom Lovejoy)

We got another Evening Out With Your Girlfriend song on the wheel, so we brought on Tom Lovejoy again to help ease the pain. Other topics include the most annoying thing to happen at a show, dangerous stage maneuvers, and Brendon Urie.

FINALLY, A BANGER | Episode 16: What A Catch, Donnie (w/ Marty Ryan)

Carson and Dawson's streak of not getting any bangers is finally broken this week, and they're joined by Marty from The Callous Daoboys once again to discuss one of the best songs in FOB's discog. Other topics include music video shoots, other Fueled By Ramen bands, and Brendon Urie.

hater week returns | Episode 15: The World's Not Waiting...

In the newest edition of Hater Week that this podcast has to offer, Carson and Dawson venture into their first encounter with an Evening Out With Your Girlfriend song. Will they survive? Other topics include their true feelings surrounding straightforward pop punk, hating the monarchy, and Brendon Urie.

chicago thighs??? | Episode 14: I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears...

In the newest episode of this podcast (at least for this week), Carson and Dawson FINALLY get another banger on the wheel in the closer for Infinity on High. Other topics include The Wiggles, stealing from grocery stores, and Brendon Urie.

this episode is cursed | Episode 13: Hot to the Touch, Cold on the Inside

In the special damned episode of the podcast, Dawson's audio got destroyed by an eldritch being but we wanted to upload our conversation about this song anyway. Other topics include tour, both of us recording in the same studio, and Brendon Urie.

HELP US!!! GOD!!! | Episode 12: Super Fade

In the most traumatic episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson brave what may be one of the worst songs in this beloved band's discography. Other topics include falling asleep in the studio, controversial fan rankings, and Brendon Urie.

slow jam battle royale | Episode 11: I've Got A Dark Alley And A Bad Idea... (w/ Marty Ryan)

In the most episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson are joined by Marty of The Callous Daoboys to discuss one of the most tracks on Cork Tree, and find they disagree on it more than they realized. Other topics include graduating from college, artists with absurd levels of output, and Brendon Urie?

our BIGGEST argument... | Episode 10: The Phoenix (w/ Tom Lovejoy)

In the most astounding episode of this podcast yet, Carson and Dawson are joined by Tom Lovejoy, who will hopefully mediate what will surely become a bloody disagreement between our two loveable hosts. Other topics include the state of the scene when SR&R came out, Smosh's influence on our lives, and Brendon Urie.

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