This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

This Ain't a Scene, It's a Podcast

by Carson Pace & Dawson Beck

we are legally contract killers | Episode 67: City in a Garden (w/ Ian Joshua Riley)

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ian is back and we talk about a lot of things including the song!!!!!!!! qui gon jinn

is gen alpha cooked? are we cooked? | Episode 66: "Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today" (w/ Maddie Caffrey)

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maddie joins us once again to talk about the blueprint for FOB's best straightforward pop-punk songs and also say hawk tuah more times than should be reasonable for a podcast like this

one of us drank 400mg of caffeine before this episode | Episode 65: Roxanne

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on this episode most closely resembling law enforcement, Carson and Dawson discuss a pretty bad cover for about 8 minutes total and talk about a bunch of other stuff for the rest of the time. can you blame us

carson has returned from war. rejoice!!!! rejoice!!!!!!! | Episode 64: It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't

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WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!! YIPPPIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND A HALF OH MY GOD

WE HAVE VIDEO NOW | Episode 63: You're Crashing, but You're No Wave (w/ Tom Lovejoy)

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WE HAVE VIDEO NOW CHECK IT OUT MAN I HOPE THAT HYPERLINK WORKS OTHERWISE THIS IS REAL STUPID LOOKIN

this song is ALMOST good... | Episode 62: Church (w/ Joe Rogan)

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SPECIAL GUEST JOE ROGAN (REAL!!!!!!!!!)

our bodies are failing us | Episode 61: I Slept With Someone in Fall Out Boy and All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me

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in the most run-and-gun episode of the podcast yet, Carson and Dawson have to record this episode on their phones seemingly as punishment for getting a good song on the wheel

dawson's least favorite fall out boy song | Episode 60: Novocaine

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On this truly agonizing edition of the podcast, Carson and Dawson are still in the trenches and it's not looking like they're gonna make it out alive

BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN | Episode 59: Ghostbusters (I'm Not Afraid)

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ON THE MOST BUSTIN EPISODE OF THE PODCAST CARSON AND DAWSON RECKON WITH THEIR DEMONS AND DISCOVER THINGS ABOUT THEMSELVES AND THE WORLD

big sean is a liar and a fraud | Episode 58: The Mighty Fall (feat. Big Sean)

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guys this song is so unbelievably bad. how do yall do it
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