Right, so five British men were arrested near RAF Fairford after police spotted three suspicious vehicles and called in the bomb squad and after a round of questioning that probably felt like a particularly grim episode of The Weakest Link, all five were released on bail while the investigation dragged on.

Donald Trump has taken one look at that it seems, helpfully given a cue to do so from our pathetic mainstream media and spotted something of an opportunity. The police had raised the prospect of foreign involvement, the media went ooh, let’s say Iran then! And Trump said he knows the answer, he knows who is involved and insisting Britain should never have let them out.

But the thing is, the detectives running the case have not publicly named Iran, charged anyone, or settled on a motive. They say every possibility is still open as th ...