Thicc AF
Season 1
RIP to Grey Sweatpants Weather
Thicc as Thieves
Multiple Personalities
Cryptically Throwing Shade
Underwear Thirst Traps
Leggings are the New Slacks
Hey Babe, What’s Your Sign?
His Whole Ass Name...
Shit Happens...We're Back
by Emily & Sara
EPISODE 15 J. Nail is back! Join us for our weekly FMK and Thicc AF News and Reviews. Tennessee bans drag shows, we discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules drama, Britney Spears, the Snookie Hair Poof and how Sara lost it on Emily's backseat driver skills. Take Sara's advice and don't date a Tom. Oh yeah... RIP grey sweatpants weather!!!!
EPISODE 14 Please welcome our long-time bestie, J. Nail. She is here to discuss the cost of having friends, being married vs. being single vs. being #NotMarriedButNotSingle, clothing sizes, and she came packed with the fresh FMKs. Ain't no laws when you're drinkin' claws!
EPISODE 13 Shut up and listen, hookers! Emily is way more of a Lion than a Camel, rawr. In this episode we discuss the Myers–Briggs Type Indicator, the Animal Personality Test and each of our personality traits. What personality type are you? Take the test and let us know! P.S. It would be way more fun to be a MoNkEy!
Episode 12 Social media, love it or leave it? It can be our best friend but also the ultimate enemy. We didn’t grow up with social media and it’s a war zone out there today. Remember: If you are in your feelings, please refrain from posting on social media, you will thank us later. YouTube tutorials and Mapquest saved our 2000's butts. We are taking you back to the time when AOL Instant Messenger, MySpace and burnt CD's were on FIRE. Don't let our emo song lyric statuses fool you, we were more than likely cryptically throwing shade. Skims and Spanx are legit, please sponsor us!
EPISODE 11 Valentine's Day: a day of love or the day we love to hate? Hear our thoughts on the pink and red filled holiday along with our comments about the Super Bowl and the State of the Union Address. We think Gisele is better off without Tom Brady and his underwear thirst traps.
EPISODE 10 Have you ever wondered why so many people at work suck? In this episode, we discuss coworkers, corporate pet peeves, and the pros & cons of remote work. We spend most of our week days with our colleagues but it isn’t always rainbows and butterflies- especially when Johnny Down-the-Hall microwaves his tuna sandwich in the breakroom. This is just one of the reasons we love working from home, but we also really hate wearing regular pants. If you are one of the rule breakers, don't fear, this is your one free pass. Happy Humpday yall! Its gonna be a good day!
EPISODE 9 The chaos continues as the cocktails flow. We talk strip clubs with buffets and making the ladies work for their dollars. All the most important people are Capricorns, aside from Sara, who got banned from Tinder. We chat about household chores, dads folding laundry and mismatched socks & Tupperware.
EPISODE 8 Podcast dating success...Introducing Pete, the guy who sent us an email in last week's episode. He is a surprise guest this week and wants a second date with Emily. Sara is having a torrid affair...find out who it's with! Brandon is here to witness it all!
EPISODE 7 Special guest, Dan McClain, stops by to celebrate Emily's Birthday and to relive those radio glory days. Our moms make for good stories but so do our friends who pee in the pool. Sometimes you have to pee in the ocean after 10 seltzers in a day but that is just fine. Do light up shoes cause cancer or is that just a Saucy saying? How do you eat your grits? Emily has a dating podcast caller and we read his Dave'ed out email.
EPISODE 6 We are back after taking a week off for Christmas and are ready to wrap up 2022. So much has happened since our last episode and we cant wait to share all of the exciting news with you. We discuss Christmas experiences, New Years Eve plans and resolutions... and of course we are hitting you with that fresh FMK. Oh yeah, Emily has reverted to "podcast dating" and is pimping herself out to our lucky male listeners. Get ready 2023, the Thicc Alabama Females are coming in HOTTT!!!