"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. I bet when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, it looks good on you though.”

Judge Smails' reaction as he quickly removes the hat and walks out of the Bushwood pro-shop is Oscar worthy. How do I know there are certain people that will read this and immediately know what I’m talking about and others will be like “I don’t get it!”

It’s Caddyshack, and the answer is yes. Yes, as in you should watch it and not tell anyone it’s your first time. Or yes, you should call me and we can speak to each other in only movie quotes. It’s ok though if you don’t know what I’m talking about because whether you do or you don’t you are both falling in line with my plot.

When I was a kid I was a fashion 'killa.' I could rock a pair of un-matching Umbro shorts with a Nike Air t ...