Results Will Vary

Results Will Vary

by Russell Bates

RWV Ep.9 - FORE! w/Skylar Harts & Adam Cox

Skylar Harts & Adam Cox join me in giving advice to some higher end "listeners" with their love life, golf habits and fancy dress anxiety! Of course we aimed for Par, but one to many strokes and ended up giving triple bogey advice. Hope You Enjoy! Skylar is wonderfully talented in all she does. Whether it be her writing, singing, acting or even golfing, she shines through with her creativity and compassion. Find her @Skylarharts on Insta as well as her sketch group @Keepgoingsketch. Im so lucky to have had her on the show! Adam is a big ball of electricity that spirals out into hilarity at ever instance. He's smart, insightfully honest and an absolute pleasure to talk to. Find him @_adamcox3 on Insta and he's in @keepgoingsketch along side Skylar. Awesome Human! Follow us anywhere you find your podcasts pleaaasssseee it would mean a lot but don't if you don't want to. @resultswillvarypod on Insta & Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com is where you can send questions! Know that literally any question will probably used on the show. Oh and I guess you can follow me @itsrussellbates. Thank you so much for coming along this ride so far! its crazy to thing that I'm going to be in double digits next episode, never retiring to these single again. Its really cool and you're really cool for listening. Next episode out May 7th! Thanks!

RWV Ep.8 - Olympic Sanctioned Zoo Wrestling w/Trey Allwood & Peyton Baisden

Trey Allwood & Peyton Baisden join me in this clean cut, no funny business and good sportsmanship episode of RWV! Before having them help our three psycho listeners with their cosmic problems they're put up to the challenge in a very RWV fashion : Grappling with animals. This one is very silly so I hope you enjoy! Trey & Peyton are two extremely bright and talented comedians who make up one half of the sketch group I Can Keep Going (@Keepgoingsketch on IG). Trey is sharp as a tack, quick to the gun and witty with no bounds, it was awesome to have him on! (@TreyAllwood). Calm and cool, Peyton effortlessly walked through the episode with his charm and intelligence! (@Peyton.baes.done & his show @Passion_project_show). Thank you two so much! @Resultswillvarypod on IG will send you to all of the listening options for the show and even some of our past clips. Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com is where to send questions to be asked on the show or any other inquiries you may have. If you like the show and want to support, tell a friend about or merely keep tuning in! Im so glad to have you along this little RWV journey! The goal of the show right now isn't to get the most listeners or try to go "viral" and it to launch into stardom. No, The goal is to keep going and enjoy what I put out, and thus far I feel successful. As my real life gets more busy, I hope to keep this at a point where it just doesn't stop, That's all. I really appreciate all of you being here and would love you you continue forward with me :) Next episode out April 23rd! Bye!

RWV Ep.7 - Bro Ice Your Girles In The Basement w/Kae Hartman & Kristin Schultes

Kae Hartman & Kristin Schultes join me in advising a spring breaker in quite a predicament. We talk flavored Oxygen bars, multi level marketing air piracy and how Kae & Kristin are apparently long lost Alaskan sisters and leaving me out to dry! Hope you enjoy! Find Kae on Insta @sorceresssupreme. Any time we speak she with our fail make me smile or laugh because she is on of the most bubbly and energetic people you'll meet. So happy to have her on the show. Find Kristin on Insta @Kristinactually. Kristin is a wonderful friend who kindness and niceties show through everything she does. She is so funny and creative, its awesome to have her on. @Resultswillvarypod on Insta is where you can find all the updates for the show along with all the links to our Spotify, Apple Pods and YouTube etc. If you have a comment, suggestion or want a question to be read on the show you can email Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com. Life has been a struggle recently and I think it has shown through at times :( . I've had to put energy into other avenues of my life that has affected the show, but I'll still give the bare bones of this work. It's a process and some times you take some steps backward, but hey, I haven't stopped dancing. Next Episode out April 9th! Thank You All!

RWV Ep.6 - This One's For Us w/Tyler Bates & Chris Parsons

Dear Future Tyler, Russell & Chris... I wanted to have you two on the pod because you're some of my favorite people ever. At time of recording this we're all in pivotal stages of our life. Tyler is fresh out of college and is throwing hammer at MSU (Go Grizzlies), Chris his making away in this world raising his awesome daughter with his awesome wife, and I've just started this thing, not really knowing what it is unless I do it. I've been going through a lot recently and had a bad panic attack recording, but knew how it felt. We struggle and we fall a lot but for some reason that's not new to us, so we've kept going, so we hope you are as well. I can't ever tell what the future will be nor do I want to, but I'm certain that you guys are forever. Im glad to call both of you my brother. Love ya Tyler's Insta is @tylerbates749. Honestly you're not gonna find much over there in the way of performing, but he's one of the most human people you'll meet. He's the smartest person I know (for better or worse) and has the best laugh in the world. Love You Tyler Chris is on Twitch & Insta @noobs_network. He streams with his DnD crew and is sometime soon gonna start releasing their podcast (keep you updated). Chris is one of the best things to ever happen to me. He's down to earth, inspiring, a great DM and an even better father. Love You Chris Find RWV @resultswillvarypod on insta to keep up with us. Send any comments, suggestions or questions to be read on the show to Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com. I'm open to everything so I'd love to know your opinions on the show. If you can follow, recommend or like the show that would be dope as well. Next Episode March 26th! Thank you all so much.

RWV Ep.5 - Two 20 Year Old Men Lecture Mother About Giving Birth w/Natalie Galde & Alec McKay

Natalie Glade & Alec McKay join me on a whiplash of honestly good insights into what we value in life and how to seize control to your humanity in an ever nullifying world then ending in how to assemble a cake within the womb of a pregnant lady. Make sure to taste the salt before you take it. @Resultswillvarypod on Insta is where you can find all the updates for the show along with all the links to our Spotify, Apple Pods and YouTube etc. If you have a comment, suggestion or want a question to be read on the show you can email Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com. Natty is an amazing performer, wonderful teacher and exceptional human being. Find her performing at Chicago's DSTRK bar in COSMIC COMEDY CELLAR every Sunday @ 7:30 or on her Insta (gross I know) @NattyHates Not only is Alec not a performer, he dosent have social media either, and we should congratulate him for both. In honesty Alec is a life saver because when this episodes initial take was lost, he recorded a back up without me even knowing. Alec is not only a badass, he's made me nearly pass out from laughter more then once. Thank you so so so much for listening. We are back on March 12th! Hope you enjoy!

RWV Ep.4 - The Peacockining w/Heather Marie Vitale & Bobby Cohoat

Love is in the air and its getting hard to breath! In this special Valentines Edition of Results Will Vary, unqualified Love Gurus, Heather Marie Vitale & Bobby Cohoat join me to give relationship advice to our loveless listener while developing an unhealthily obsession to peacocks! Hope you enjoy! @Resultswillvarypod on Insta is where you can find all the updates for the show along with all the links to our Spotify, Apple Pods and YouTube etc. If you have a comment, suggestion or want a question to be read on the show you can email Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com. Find Heather Marie @originalhmv on Insta to follow their work. They are the definition of delightful and I was so happy to have them on! Bobby doesn't have any socials (good for him). If you happen to be in D.C however, you can catch him preforming with MIST and Brick Penguin at D.C SketchFest. Info can be found at dcsketchfest.com. Bobby is an amazing person that has no reason to be so humble! Thank You to those who have been supporting this small little thing. Making this has been so enriching and for you to enjoy what little I have means the world :) Next Episode out February 26th! See you then!

RWV Ep.3 - Nebraskan Capital w/Rachel Berkey & Sawyer Wade

Join us as Russell and his Co-Advisors, Rachel and Sawyer, take a trip around the Union as they laugh at papel dominancy and the concept of bald people! All while waiting for International Dark Chocolate Day to strike! Hope you enjoy! Find us @resultswillvarypod on Insta where you can find all the RWV Updates. If you have any comments, suggestions or even questions to be read on the show, Email Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com Thanks to @therealrachelb for being on. Rachel is such a vibrant and bubbly person and to have her on was such as pleasure! And Thanks to @Sawyerwithanaww for being on. Sawyer is an incredible talent and startles me every time he talks by how figgin smart he is. So glad to have them on! Next Episode February 12th! Bye!

RWV Ep.2 - Pillowside Bananas w/Aadill Patel & Josh Katz

Russell and his co-council, Aadill Patel & Josh Katz, get deep into character as utter buffoons giving you advice. Whether it be warming your apartment by fracking for oil, getting off caffeine by fighting raccoons or being a better DnD player by BECOMING the DnD, we know that Stanislavski would be proud. Hope You Enjoy! Thank You to @theaadilpatel on Insta! He's one of the nicest and funniest people I've met. And Thank You to @jkatz on Insta! TBH he's not gonna follow back but my god he is a funny dude that I'm so lucky to know. And you can find us @Resultswillvarypod and @itsrussellbates on Insta where you can find updates on all the RWV going ons! If you have any comments, suggestions or even questions to be read on the show, email Resultswillvarypod@gmail.com Thank you so much and we will see you again on January 29th!

RWV Ep.1 - Threaten To Marry Your Boss w/Manu Padma & Frank Floski

In the inaugural episode of Results Will Vary, I, Russell Bates, and the first guest advisors Manu Padma and Frank Floski look to bring their best, worst and most backward crazy advice to our listeners! (Who are totally real people and not my deeply sown insecurities I don't know how to ask help for). We tackle how to lose weight with DIY liposuction or maybe just eating better. How to quit your job by fleeing to Mexico and how gas light your loud upstairs neighbor into thinking they've died! You can email your question's to resultswillvarypod@gmail.com so maybe Russell can stop burdening his friends into guesting on his comedy podcast instead of taking a long hard look in the mirror. Also feedback, comments and suggestions are much appericated Follow Manu on Insta @manupadma . I knew she had be one of the first guest because of how naturally funny and wickedly intelligent she is. Thank so much Manu! Follow Frank on Insta @psychotheraflo or @fchristianf . He's a legitimate therapist and a even more legit drag queen! So nice and so funny, thank Frank for being on the show! And you can find the podcast on Insta @resultswillvarypod and little ole me @itsrussellbates This is the first of many more to come so thank you so much for checking it out. It truly means the world to me. Our next episode is January 15th 2025 but until then, I hope you enjoy! :)

Time Traveler Advice w/ The Odd Hour (Season 1 Finale!)

Odd Hour Podcast joins RWV in a more metaphysical sense than others in the season 1 finale! Gonna take some time to focus on myself so I can come back and give a product better then ever. Im super proud of what's been created here and know that this has potential to be a big part of my life. Thank you to The Odd Hour for being one of my biggest supporters and letting me on your show! Other than that THANK YOU SO MUCH! Knowing me, I know we will be back. Love you, Bye!

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